Category Archives: idiots

Hippies Crying And Screaming Over A Tree

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The Welsh and people who are married to the Welsh are appalling and have no sense of humour

Probably not true. I only know one Welsh person, but she’s quite funny and pleasant, and so is her husband. Seriously, though, where do they find people with this kind of personality, and why have they taken over so many of our cultural institutions?

(BTW, because I am a passionate Canadian nationalist who only reads Canadian authors and firmly believes that there is nothing remotely funny about Canadian nationalism and that those who think otherwise should be charged with hate crimes, I read Jordan Peterson’s new book, in which rule number 9 is “Assume That The Person You Are Listening To Might Know Something You Don’t”. A great piece of advice, and something I’m trying to do more of. So I really listened to Liz Saville Roberts, and as a consequence I am wholly convinced that I am being scrupulously fair when I say that she does not know anything important about how to tell jokes about the Welsh that I don’t.)

If you’ve got eight and a half minutes to spare:

 

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Jody Foster Wants To Disarm Humans And Give All The Guns To Robots

Who said liberal celebrities don’t have valid opinions? Well, actually actress Jody Foster did and then proceeded to say she would like to see a world where humans are disarmed and robots have all of the guns. I don’t think anyone in Hollywood has a good take on the 2nd Amendment, but this is easily the worst. If our Founding Fathers could not have imagined modern weaponry, as liberals claim, then they sure as hell weren’t thinking about the possibility of killer robots.

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‘Women are the worst to control’: New Jersey mayor DEFENDS cops who repeatedly punched a bikini-clad mother in the head on a beach as she denies sparking the confrontation by spitting on the officers

Wildwood, New Jersey Mayor Ernie Troiano defended police Tuesday after they repeatedly punched a Philadelphia mother in the head, as they claim she spat on them.

Troiano said Emily Weinman, 20, who denied spitting on officers, was ‘by far the aggressor here’ and pointed out that women can be harder to subdue than men.

The young mother was seen on video being punched in the head by a police officer on a New Jersey beach. Her attorney told Philly.com the charges against her are exaggerated.

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Chelsea Clinton says Trump ‘degrades what it means to be an American,’ says Brits should protest his UK trip

The former first daughter, who just published “She Persisted Around the World,” blamed the Trump administration for having “mainlined hate” and cited reports of a rise in hate crimes — as documented by organizations like the Southern Poverty Law Center and the FBI.

Well those are two impeccable sources, eh?

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Shaun King, Linda Sarsour, Others Try To Hammer Trump On Immigration But Hit Obama Instead

Shaun King, Linda Sarsour and other liberals thought they were criticizing the Trump administration on Sunday when they tweeted a picture of immigrant minors sleeping in a caged enclosure, but it turned out they were inadvertently tweeting a photo that occurred during the Obama administration instead.

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Meghan’s uninvited family celebrate her wedding with breakfast and CROWNS from Burger King after getting up early to watch the ceremony

Florida is the armpit of ‘Murca. You snowbirds know it’s true!

Meghan Markle’s aunt and cousin in Sanford, Fla., were not invited to the royal wedding – but they did feel like royalty Saturday morning.

Heraunt Teresa, 67, and cousin Nick, 38, hit a Burger King fast-food restaurant near their home in Sanford, Florida, after the live television broadcast of the wedding of Meghan and Prince Harry finished.

They shared a quick breakfast on throw-away plates then left with coffees and Burger King’s cardboard emblem – golden crowns.

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Lie-detecting computer kiosks equipped with artificial intelligence look like the future of border security

  • A virtual border agent kiosk was developed to interview travelers at airports and border crossings and it can detect deception to flag human security agents.
  • The U.S., Canada and European Union have tested the technology, and one researcher says it has a deception detection success rate of up to 80 percent — better than human agents.
  • The technology relies on sensors and biometrics, and its lie-detection capabilities are based on eye movements or changes in voice, posture and facial gestures.

Terrorists only get through 20% of the time! 

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