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Meghan’s uninvited family celebrate her wedding with breakfast and CROWNS from Burger King after getting up early to watch the ceremony

Florida is the armpit of ‘Murca. You snowbirds know it’s true!

Meghan Markle’s aunt and cousin in Sanford, Fla., were not invited to the royal wedding – but they did feel like royalty Saturday morning.

Heraunt Teresa, 67, and cousin Nick, 38, hit a Burger King fast-food restaurant near their home in Sanford, Florida, after the live television broadcast of the wedding of Meghan and Prince Harry finished.

They shared a quick breakfast on throw-away plates then left with coffees and Burger King’s cardboard emblem – golden crowns.

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Lie-detecting computer kiosks equipped with artificial intelligence look like the future of border security

  • A virtual border agent kiosk was developed to interview travelers at airports and border crossings and it can detect deception to flag human security agents.
  • The U.S., Canada and European Union have tested the technology, and one researcher says it has a deception detection success rate of up to 80 percent — better than human agents.
  • The technology relies on sensors and biometrics, and its lie-detection capabilities are based on eye movements or changes in voice, posture and facial gestures.

Terrorists only get through 20% of the time! 

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Comedian Gets Visit From DHS For Telling Followers To Kill Ice Agents

Jake Flores calls himself a comedian but as far as I can tell he’s a part-time bartender and pizza delivery guy. Last week to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, he tweeted a “joke” to his followers instructing them to kill Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents. Hilarious, right? The Department of Homeland Security didn’t think so and paid this self-describe comic a visit.

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Yale University student Saifullah Khan was found not guilty of four counts of sexual assault

 

“(Afghani) Yale University student Saifullah Khan was found not guilty of four counts of sexual assault. His attorneys used the alleged victim’s “scanty” Halloween costume, how much she drank, and texts she sent as evidence that their encounter was consensual.”

…The details of the trial, thoroughly documented by the New Haven Register, included days of intense, tearful testimony in which the woman, who graduated in 2016, and her suspended classmate were pressed to recount specific, often graphic details of a sexual encounter that happened three years earlier. The defense homed in on the woman’s black cat Halloween costume, asking why she didn’t choose something more modest, and questioned her, in detail, about the five drinks she consumed that night.

“You could have gone as Cinderella in a long, flowing gown?” Pattis asked the woman during the trial. He also questioned how she had manipulated the zipper and clasp of the black tube top.

…Davidson also noted that the alleged victim’s extreme state of drunkenness and the fact that she vomited multiple times suggest that any sexual encounter may have been a violation the university’s definition of sexual consent.

I’m cool with him being acquitted, by the way, and he should be reinstated. She let him walk her home and she didn’t even go to the campus police – as opposed to, say the actual police – until two days after it happened. I’d still like someone to have a word with whoever told her it was a good idea to trust a guy named Saifullah Khan from Afghanistan to behave like a gentleman.

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CBC Continues to Carry Trudeau’s Water, Indian Press Show Up Canadian Press in Calling a Poseur a Poseur, and Trudeau War on ‘Fake News’ Continues

Leave it to the foreign press of a blossoming democracy to expose a waning democracy’s leader’s phoniness. Sure, Canadian media eventually joined the bandwagon in ridiculing Trudeau’s disastrous Indian trip, but only after it became too hard to ignore.

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Limo Driver Plans Rocket Launch To Prove Earth Is Flat

Hughes has stated, “People are calling me not a flat-Earther. Do I believe the earth is shaped like a Frisbee, or flat, or whatever? I do, because in my months of research I’ve not been able to prove” otherwise. He has other doubts about accepted science, too; he stated, “We’ve only drilled 7 1/2 miles into the Earth. So all the crap we were taught in school about the mantle is all B.S. No one knows.”

High probability of a Darwin Award.

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UK: Muslim columnist Yasmin Alibhai-Brown says Christmas is “Islamophobic”

“Christmas is a time where Christians pick on Muslims in the United Kingdom, Yasmin Alibhai-Brown claimed Friday in the International Business Times”

There is no end to the deception and constant screaming of “Islamophobia” at every turn. What better way to turn the perception of victimhood around? The report below discusses Alibhai-Brown’s “decrying ‘Muslim panic stories,’” but what she wrote was much worse than that. In the International Business Times, she actually compares “Islamic ultra-conservatives” to Westerners attacking Muslims:

“We Muslims can’t win. If we join in, we are interlopers, gate crashers or faith traitors. If we don’t, we imperil the nation, insult its God and identity. The crusade is still with us and playing out under twinkling fairy lights.”

It is astonishing that the International Business Times would actually publish this malarkey. No one has ever decried Muslims or anyone choosing not to celebrate Christmas; however, “Islamic ultra conservatives” certainly harass Muslims who choose to do so.

Previously in Yasmin AlibhaiBrown.

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