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Could Jean Claude Juncker get any drunker?

If it turns out he’s got Parkinson’s or something, I’ll feel bad, but only as much as bare minimal human decency requires. The Luxembourgish (It’s a word! Luxembourg is a real country!) E.U. capo has a reputation as a drunk. Which is the very least of my problems with him.


Sheffield Lord Mayor Magid Magid ‘bans’ Donald Trump from city

Sheffield’s Lord Mayor has “banned” US President Donald Trump from

visiting the city.

Magid Magid made the announcement while chairing a Sheffield City Council meeting and donning a sombrero “in solidarity” with Mexico.

The Green Party councillor tweeted Mr Trump was a “wasteman” and “henceforth

Hizzonher, yo.

banned from the great city of Sheffield”.

Elected in May, the 28-year-old is the city’s youngest ever mayor. (Yes. The “youngest mayor ever” thing is what struck me about him – Ed.)

A “wasteman” is slang for a person of little merit.

The council said Mr Magid does not have the power to ban anyone from the city…


Yemeni refugee influx sparks protests in South Korea

Yemeni refugees wait for a meeting with immigration officials at a refugee center on Jeju, South Korea.

SEOUL: Hundreds of South Koreans have gathered near Gwanghwamun Square in central Seoul to protest at the influx of Yemeni asylum-seekers in the southern resort island of Jeju. Jeju is a self-governed province with visa-free entry.
“We’re not opposed to all refugees,” one protester said. “What we’re opposed to is fake refugees, seeking shelter here only to have jobs. That’s a trick.”
A woman who joined the protests on Saturday said most of the Yemeni asylum-seekers are men in their 20s and 30s.
“There are very few women and children. I am afraid they’re just job-seeking immigrants,” she said.

The Koreans won’t put up with this because, while they are slightly crazy, they are not suicidal masochists the way westerners for some reason are now.


Magistrate, 67, who defended his family against an armed gang arrested and accused of racially aggravated assault

Nigel Stringer (left) defended his wife Cindy (right) and their three children when burglars broke into their home near Norwich earlier this year. He found a knife (pictured) used by the attackers

A magistrate defending his family against an armed gang who stormed his home ended up being arrested himself – and accused of a racially aggravated assault.

Police detained Nigel Stringer for three hours and he remains under investigation while the gang – believed to have been armed with a gun, knives, metal bars and a crossbow – were allowed to leave.

The 67-year-old, who has been a magistrate for 26 years, is now standing down to pursue a private prosecution against the men.

His wife Cindy, 55, says she lives in constant fear following the terrifying events of January 14.

Mr Stringer says justice ‘runs in my blood’, with his grandfather and parents having careers in policing.

But he said: ‘They would all turn in their graves to know that modern political correctness caused my son and I to be taken from our home for defending our family.

‘In detaining us the police left my wife and daughters unprotected with some of the gang still in and around our garden.’

…Mr Stringer said he was then horrified to see four other men on the other side of a hedge urging their companion with phrases such as: ‘Go on my n*****, slog him.’

He said: ‘I had no strength left, I only had my voice and I tried to find the most shocking words to shout, thinking that if they came through that hedge we could be killed. There was nobody there to save us, we were alone.

‘Using their own words, I shouted ‘and if you n*****s come into my garden I will f***ing hit you with this’. I merely flung their own words back at them. I am not racist.’

…Moments before police arrived, the remaining intruder made a 999 call saying he had been attacked by two men, suffered numerous injuries and racially abused.

Five police cars then arrived and officers arrested Mr Stringer and his son on suspicion of a racially aggravated attack. Police briefly questioned the men at the gate but none was arrested.


“Call The Grooming Gang”—Famous Midwife Memoir Proves “Grooming” Started In London In 1950s.

When people ask, “Which city’s scandal will be exposed next?”, I exasperatedly say London—where a scandal has already happened that has been documented in a bestselling non-fiction book.

It appears in fact that East London may have been the ground zero of the phenomenon. This book tells us that grooming was immediate and rampant in the very first place in England densely populated by Muslims.


Many White British Children Hate Themselves and Their Culture

h/t Drunk by Noon

Cute kids. I hope none of them are being taught to hate themselves. In 2011, “More than a quarter of primary school children” in Britain were members of an ethnic minority. Did the British vote to be ethnically cleansed?

Some time ago I taught a group of 16-year-olds a unit titled “Equality and Diversity”. This unit is one of eight units students have to study in order to achieve their BTEC Health and Social Care Level 2 qualification. The class is very ‘vibrant’ with 95% of the students coming from a range of non-British backgrounds. These students know almost nothing of British history or of our rich cultural heritage.

I was about halfway through this lesson when an Afro-Caribbean student asked a rather interesting question. She wanted to know which ethnic group had contributed most to the British economy. She informed the class that she had recently read a newspaper article – a revelation to me as she is almost illiterate – about the benefits of Eastern European immigration. This gave rise to a lively debate about immigration; the ‘contributions’ to this debate were most revealing for those of us who are patriots. The general consensus was that British people were lazy, had no culture to speak of and were being kept in the lifestyle to which they had become accustomed because of the hard work of immigrants!


The Welsh and people who are married to the Welsh are appalling and have no sense of humour

Probably not true. I only know one Welsh person, but she’s quite funny and pleasant, and so is her husband. Seriously, though, where do they find people with this kind of personality, and why have they taken over so many of our cultural institutions?

(BTW, because I am a passionate Canadian nationalist who only reads Canadian authors and firmly believes that there is nothing remotely funny about Canadian nationalism and that those who think otherwise should be charged with hate crimes, I read Jordan Peterson’s new book, in which rule number 9 is “Assume That The Person You Are Listening To Might Know Something You Don’t”. A great piece of advice, and something I’m trying to do more of. So I really listened to Liz Saville Roberts, and as a consequence I am wholly convinced that I am being scrupulously fair when I say that she does not know anything important about how to tell jokes about the Welsh that I don’t.)

If you’ve got eight and a half minutes to spare:



Radicalised asylum seekers have murdered or injured more than 1,000 in terror attacks in Europe since 2014

h/t tom_billesley

Radicalised asylum seekers have murdered or injured more than 1,000 people in terror attacks in Europe since 2014, a new report has revealed.

In the past four years, 32 Islamist plots have involved those who had sought sanctuary – or 16 per cent. Three of the potential atrocities were in the UK, including Parson Green tube bomber Ahmed Hassan.

An analysis by academics found 44 refugees had either carried out atrocities or been thwarted before they could bring bloodshed to the streets.

The findings echo warnings by law enforcement chiefs that some so-called Islamic State fanatics who are bent on murder posed as refugees fleeing war and persecution. It was claimed they exploited the migrant crisis by pretending to be asylum seekers to sneak into Europe and cause carnage.

…The report said: ‘Ill-conceived immigration policies have made it easier for them to strike. European leaders were either naïve about the risks or failed to communicate honestly with the public the impact that accepting such large amounts of people would have on security.

‘The fall-out from the decision to take in such a large amount of unvetted people in such a short time will continue for decades to come.’

The study found that there were 194 Islamist terror plots between January 2014 and December 2017. The total casualties were 357 deaths and 1,678 injuries.


‘When has it ever become legal to shoot someone because they’re pulling off in your car?’

Janique Walker knows the cost of a split second.

Her younger brother, 17-year-old Charles Macklin, was killed while trying to steal a Jeep from a Chicago fire lieutenant on the West Side last August. The lieutenant had left the Jeep running, and Macklin jumped behind the wheel.

Macklin’s last words were, “Sorry, bro,” according to the police report. The teen died on the pavement. He did not have a gun on him.

“That was investigated by us, and we found no violation of any rules,” Langford said. “The police didn’t arrest, the state’s attorney found no reason to charge. There was no wrongdoing as far as the Fire Department is concerned.”

…Walker, 20, has organized protests, started a Facebook page and launched a hashtag on Twitter. She says she hasn’t given up hope of getting justice for her brother.

She believes her brother was found guilty by one man with a gun. Walker said her brother should be alive to stand before a judge and take responsibility for his actions.

“When has it ever become legal to shoot someone because they’re pulling off in your car?” she asked. “Even if (Macklin) did that, if he did steal the car. You’ve got insurance — let him go to jail. I would’ve rather had to get a call to go bail him out of jail than to get a phone call that he’s dead.”