From the Department of Ridiculous Defenses: In the UK, an Iranian Muslim migrant, accused of raping an English woman, asserted he could not have done it because of what he called his “micropenis.” The jury did not buy it, and he was convicted.
WTF?
wtf
Joy Reid prefers Juneteenth to July 4th, the date that ultimately freed mankind
have a bit more to say about former MSNBC host Joy Reid and her former colleague Alex Wagner, who recently engaged in an online conversation comparing Independence Day and Juneteenth.
Reid stated that “nobody black I know is really excited about the 4th of July” and claimed that her black friends basically treat the Fourth as a day off to barbecue. (That seems racist. Is Reid saying that all blacks like ribs and chicken?)
WTF?
No dirty white kids featured in Ford’s video. https://t.co/LD0OCb6Lte
— Jim McMurtry (@JimMcMurtry01) June 29, 2026
WTF?
Meet Scarlett Gillespie, a candidate for mayor in Hamilton, Ontario
He pretends to be a woman and uses a sock puppet his speeches
Canada is a circus pic.twitter.com/cJh14D0gyx
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 29, 2026
Hero …
NEW: Los Angeles man arrested after shooting naked people with a BB gun as they rode their bikes through downtown Los Angeles.
Hundreds of people were spotted riding without clothes for the World Naked Bike Ride.
LAPD says a man dressed in all black riding a scooter started… pic.twitter.com/6jw4ZUjTCM
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) June 29, 2026
h/t Hermes
CTV turns to Hunter Biden for advice on US- Canada Relations
OTTAWA — Hunter Biden says the ball is in Canada’s court when it comes to the state of the country’s relationship with the United States going forward.
Former U.S. president Joe Biden’s son is back in the spotlight, but this time, for his sometimes-brutal honesty and no-holds-barred social media presence, including social media posts about Canada.
Some whiny Indigenous people wary of ‘colonial symbolism’ of Order of Canada: study
Indigenous community members have encouraged federal officials to reflect on how the Order of Canada can overcome its “deep colonial symbolism and associations,” says an internal government presentation on efforts to modernize the Canadian honours system.
The April presentation, prepared for the Order of Canada Advisory Council, says recent feedback indicates that accepting the honour “could bring feelings of discomfort or shame” to some Indigenous people due to its colonial associations.
Chow drunk
A seemingly intoxicated Mayor Olivia Chow walks staggeringly during Toronto Pride with no shame on how it looks with an upcoming election.
But hey at least she got her day drink on during Pride, right? 🥴 pic.twitter.com/atcxdXpjxv
— Leviathan (@l3v1at4an) June 29, 2026
Real communism has never been tried in the Condo Market says Star
The backlash came fast and furious, and with greater velocity than perhaps at any other moment in Mark Carney‘s tenure as prime minister.
The Liberals’ proposal last week — to put up 10 per cent of roughly $1.45 billion for the acquisition of unsold B.C. condos which in turn would be sold at affordable rates on a rent-to-buy basis — was rapidly condemned by critics as a “bailout” — evidence not only of political perfidy, but also ideological gymnastics on the part of a former central banker who, once upon a time, cautioned against this kind of moral hazard. (Carney himself acknowledged the reveal was a case study in miscommunication)
Half of units at newly refurbished Darlington station offline in prolonged outages
Two of four reactors at Ontario’s Darlington Nuclear Generating Station have been out of service for prolonged outages, after the completion of a 10-year refurbishment that provincial officials have repeatedly characterized as an unqualified success.
The station’s reactors were refurbished between October, 2016, and early March, when the final unit returned to service. Ever since, station owner Ontario Power Generation and the provincial government have told the public that the project was completed four months ahead of schedule, and $150-million under its $12.8-billion budget.
Bans, checkpoints and soaring police costs: How Toronto-area cities are trying to dampen the ‘anarchy’ around fireworks displays
The past few years of chaos at Oakville’s Canada Day event, where hundreds of teens gathered and set off fireworks at each other and bystanders, almost led to this year’s waterfront display being cancelled entirely.
“We’ve had people get hit with fireworks. I’ve been hit with fireworks,” said Oakville councillor Sean O’Meara. “Businesses have had fireworks shot into them. It’s, kind of, anarchy.”
We have bigger problems than fireworks.
#Brampton : sukhman singh, a 17 year old teen raped his girlfriend twice just because he was pissed at his own family . These are his real sisters asking him to apologize to the girl . This is future of #Canada #TrudeauMustGo #JagmeetSingh #Khalistan #DonBelle #Ramadan #Oscars pic.twitter.com/QqHTuc7a1m
— truthseeker (@chaosismygoal) March 11, 2024
Mexican ‘Batman’ vigilante wanted for chasing down suspected motorbike thieves, taping them to lampposts
A Mexican vigilante dubbed “Batman” is wanted by police for allegedly chasing down suspected motorbike thieves around town and taping them to lampposts, according to a report.
France blames US for deadly heatwave
A Paris official has said she holds the US partially responsible for the record-breaking heatwave in France.
The comments were made as part of a scathing rebuke to American tourists, immigrants and expats who have been criticising France for its lack of air conditioning across the country.
Ottawa adds retired judge Corrine Sparks to diversity council after pushback over membership
The first Nova Scotian of African descent to be appointed to the province’s judiciary is joining the federal government’s newly formed Advisory Council on Rights, Equality and Inclusion, after scathing criticism directed at Ottawa for its initial omission of a Black representative.
WTF? This makes no sense at all but the same could be said for all the appointments.
Successful immigration depends on ‘shared values,’ not ancestry, says Massive Cockwomble who opened the floodgates to incompatible cultures that have ruined Canada
While acknowledging his Liberal government overshot post-pandemic admissions to Canada, Justin Trudeau defended immigration as essential and said successful integration depends not on common ancestry, but “shared values.”
The former prime minister shared his thoughts on immigration during a fireside-style chat with Finnish journalist Jaako Loikanna at the Sumoi Areena, an annual public debate and societal discussion forum in Pori, Finland, last Thursday.
I’ve been waiting to use “cockwomble”.
