
The real conspiracy is white people.
Like ice hockey and white wine, the X-Files was just too white. Its leads were white which really meant that it was a white supremacist series. Fortunately it’s now being rebooted with non-white leaders for a series no one will watch because they’re a bunch of racists. At least that’s what we’ll be hearing later this year, I assume.










An aide to New York City’s socialist mayor Zohran Mamdani boasted her hatred of ‘white woman behavior’ on social media after she received a dirty look for taking a 40 minute phone call on the train.
