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The US will commission a new “Golden Fleet” of heavily armed Navy ‘battleships’ named after Donald Trump.
The president announced that the laser-armed vessels would be the “largest battleships in the history of the world” to maintain his country’s military supremacy.
He said construction on the Trump Class USS Defiant – the first US warship to be named after a sitting president – would begin soon, and it was expected to be operational within two and a half years.
Merry Christmas and don't say I never got you nothin'. @fancypants_s https://t.co/O9bTl2Htsp
— Patti Jo (@TheSupeHero) December 23, 2025
h/t Patti Jo
How Olivia Chow and John Tory might do with voters if an election were held today
Mayor Olivia Chow would hold a narrow lead over former mayor John Tory if Torontonians headed to the polls today, according to a new public opinion survey.
The latest poll by Liaison Strategies put Chow — who has yet to announce whether she will run for re-election next October — at 39 per cent among decided voters. Tory, who is mulling whether to run, was the first choice of 35 per cent of decided voters.
Looks like another hoax may be cooking up and just in time for Christmas!
1. No faces shown. 🤨
2. Gloves? GLOVES? 🤔😆
3. That doesn't look like bacon. 🥓🥓🥓
4. And the writing? Puhleeeeese. 🙄😆
5. And isn't the "book" opened from right to left? 😃@fancypants_s https://t.co/3hz1WGYw7o— Auntie Polly (@auntie_polly) December 23, 2025
h/t Auntie Polly
Both men had a penchant for young flesh — it drove their every feverish waking moment.
Everything else in their lives was background music.
There’s a big milestone coming up for a lot of families this year: first divorced Christmas.
It might be a challenging day of splitting kids between disparate family events. Or, perhaps, Mom and Dad will behave like adults and both show up to the same gathering in an effort to create some normalcy for their children, who, heretofore, might have had an intact family and simple celebrations.
Russell Brand has been charged with two further offences including one count of rape, the Metropolitan Police has said.
In a new statement, the police force said the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) has authorised an additional charge of rape and a charge of sexual assault relating to two further women.
The broadcaster, comedian and actor previously pleaded not guilty to five charges including two counts of rape, two counts of sexual assault and one count of indecent assault in relation to four women.
Have you ever thought about this: were you gay in your past life? pic.twitter.com/HaXv8tmEF0
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) December 23, 2025
AVOID ICE AIR AND SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST!
Self-deport today with the CBP Home app, earn $3,000 and spend Christmas at home with loved ones.
Holiday incentive is valid through the end of 2025. pic.twitter.com/v80QAaKquD
— U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (@ICEgov) December 22, 2025
Disgraced first son Hunter Biden turned on his father, Joe, in a wide-ranging podcast interview this week, acknowledging that the 46th president’s lax immigration policy and move to pull US forces out of Afghanistan were both catastrophic failures.
Hearing this from Hunter Biden was not on my 2025 bingo card.
Just demolished his father’s administration.
“We don’t want immigrants that are coming here illegally, draining us of resources, and being prioritized above anybody in our society.”
pic.twitter.com/YCSnSJQ0AB— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) December 23, 2025
h/t Mauser
Once in Tampa Bay, I saw a big fat guy on a motorcycle. He was riding without a helmet — while chain-smoking cigarettes — and gripping a bag of Arby’s takeout.
That’s right: ARBY’S! (Gasp!) What a maniac!
I thought, “Wow, talk about not caring about your health even a little bit.”
Of course, it’s entirely possible that the guy was the pinnacle of health and fitness, with a lower cholesterol level than me. It’s possible he’ll live to 100, smoking Marlboros and gorging on Arby’s long after we’re all dead and buried.
You never know for sure.
Good read.
Anyone can read the redactions of the Epstein Files by just copying and pasting them into a word doc. The people at Trump's Justice Department are so stupid they used Adobe Acrobat to black out the documents. pic.twitter.com/ZD5GNipEFh
— Jake Broe (@RealJakeBroe) December 23, 2025
h/t DC
Osman Azizov is out on bail. It cannot be, and yet, apparently, it is. Among the 14 charges against the 18-year-old Toronto man, and two alleged accomplices, are sexual assault with a weapon, attempted kidnapping, impersonating a police officer and unauthorized possession of at least one firearm.
It’s a close race, but the kidnapping allegations are perhaps the most disturbing — because who knows what might have been in store for the victims afterwards?
A Toronto judge has granted bail to a former Ontario defence lawyer who American authorities say advised fugitive and drug kingpin Ryan Wedding to murder a federal witness.
Superior Court Justice Michael Bawden accepted Deepak Paradkar’s application for bail in a downtown Toronto courtroom on Tuesday, following a three-day hearing held earlier this month.
