wtf
What a utopia it will be when the police are defunded and the prisons are open!
All we need to curb crime is more streetlights and some open hearts. 🕊️
(I have a chapter in my satire book on this very topic) pic.twitter.com/tfE64yNWxf
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) August 14, 2026
We lack a word in the English language for the emotion that floods the body of a parent who is the custodian of a screaming child on an airplane. It is some combination of humiliation, helplessness and a palpable sense of being judged. Your brain considers all sorts of scenarios in that moment: Can I order a rye for the baby? How long will it take me to die if I jump out the window? Maybe I’m already dying? Surely death would be less painful.
Man with four lifetime gun bans pleads guilty in London strip club shooting
A man under four separate lifetime court orders barring him from possessing guns and other weapons has pleaded guilty to firing a handgun into the door of a downtown London strip club.
Ford government accused of xenophobia for going after temporary residents, undocumented migrants on social assistance
The Ford government is fuelling xenophobia by excluding temporary residents and undocumented migrants from accessing Ontario’s social assistance programs, critics say.
On Thursday, Children, Community and Social Services Minister Michael Parsa announced that the new rules, effective immediately, are meant to protect taxpayer dollars, ensuring Ontario Works and the Ontario Disability Support Program are focused on supporting only families and individuals who are legally authorized to live in Canada.
“They are promoting xenophobia with these speeches that migrants are stealing and leeching off the systems, which we are not,” said Luisa Ortiz-Garza, a migrant community co-ordinator at Parkdale Community Legal Services. “I think this is just an openly racist policy.”
It figures …
COMMIE Luisa Ortiz-Garza …. illegal in Canada for 13 years and then rewarded with a Canadian passport
Her and her migrant husband working to bring more Illegals into Canada https://t.co/oilA5vxRbK pic.twitter.com/bORrkqw9vk
— Joe Meyer (@Joe_Meyer1) August 14, 2026
CALGARY — Former Conservative minister Edwina Currie has drawn attention after suggesting that a brothel would be needed near a rural English village where about 1,200 young male asylum seekers are expected to be accommodated.
Currie made the remark during a discussion on Times Radio about asylum accommodation at a former military site near Little Piddington, Buckinghamshire.
I love this
A couple of boatfuls of hookers might do the trick
Presumably taxpayers will provide the payments ? https://t.co/t3SO2wlaNH
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) August 13, 2026
Hosannas for hosebags. https://t.co/RNefboTfxj
— Blazingcatfur (@fancypants_s) August 14, 2026
h/t Mauser
A £3.8million superyacht sank in the Mediterranean just days after it was delivered to its new owner.
The Angiola II capsized on Tuesday evening off Porto Cervo in Sardinia, Italy, between Cappuccini Island and Capo Ferro.
Footage shows the luxury vessel tipping onto its side and sinking beneath the waves as passengers on surrounding boats watch on.
Just Jack Russell things..wait for it.. pic.twitter.com/UZ8sb3ZOaN
— o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 13, 2026
MSC Silvana VIII has sunk deeper into the water off Zhoushan, China after running aground and failed salvage attempts (TT lelei8064) pic.twitter.com/HPpunmtnVh
— Bart 🌊⚓️ (@BartGonnissen) August 9, 2026
A new UNICEF survey shows that not only isn’t there a famine in Gaza, but the Hamas settlers of the terrorist enclave are some of the best fed in the Middle East.
The UNICEF-led survey rated ‘acute malnutrition’ among children under 5 years old in the Gaza Strip as being at 0.5%. As UN Watch noted, this compares to World Bank data showing a rate of 0.4% in the UK, 0.5% in Germany, 1.6% in Finland and 3.3% in Egypt.
Somewhere out there, liberal women and their pussy hat-wearing husbands are cheering this on.
Meanwhile, they don't see that Sharia Law is not compatible with our values and is certainly not accepting of the LGBTQIAP+ crowd.
But yeah, order your burqa on Amazon and get ready. pic.twitter.com/lp0RoEKZFx
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) August 13, 2026
Please enjoy this captivating musical performance by Bjork, wearing a deconstructed swan-balloon-couture dress thing.
Allow this to wash over you, like an acid rain bath, enhancing your senses as you celebrate the solar eclipse. pic.twitter.com/0aBaaIYH59
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) August 13, 2026
The average Canadian family last year spent more on paying taxes than for the basic necessities of shelter, food and clothing combined, according to a new study by the Fraser Institute.
A family with an average income of $112,111, the report by the fiscally conservative think tank says, spent $50,721 or 41.9% of its income on taxes in 2025 compared to $43,657, or 36%, for shelter ($27,686), food ($13,249) and clothing ($2,722).
Finally, a crackdown on unsafe trucking firms that continue to allow dangerously fatigued drivers on the road.
LD Trans Line Ltd., a Brampton-based carrier described as the “worst of the worst,” has been stripped of its Ontario operating licence after countless safety violations, including falsifying the number of hours on the road — that continued even after one of its drivers caused a fatal January 2025 multi-vehicle pileup.
h/t Mauser
NEW
Female Toronto Police officer abandons her cruiser after it comes under attack
We need to have a conversation about this.
What would she do if your family was under attack and needed help?pic.twitter.com/J5knBpcnIE
— Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@Tablesalt13) August 12, 2026
This vid has been floating around for a couple of weeks but no backstory exists.
