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Special presidential envoy for climate John (“Effing”) Kerry recently took time out from flying around the globe in his private jet to warn the world that climate change cannot be conquered without first dramatically reducing the agriculture sector’s emissions. Kerry asserted that agriculture production alone creates roughly 33% of the world’s total greenhouse gas emissions and argued that reducing those emissions must be “front and center” in the quest to defeat global warming.
The revelation that an Iranian official in charge of Islamic values has been caught on video having sex with another man will have come as no surprise to much of the Iranian population.
Few care about the individual’s sexual preferences but many have contempt for the hypocrisy that is emblematic of the ruling class. Reza Saghati, the local representative of the ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance in Gilan province, appears to have been imprudent (or hubristic) enough to video his escapades. One of those videos then found its way, courtesy of local activists, onto a local social media channel. This was swiftly followed by another leak which suggested that a local cleric in charge of maintaining good Islamic morals was also indulging in behavior contrary to his beliefs.
Group of women savagely beaten by male gang with migration background on train home from Hamburg Pride
A police investigation is underway in the German port city of Hamburg after five women, who were returning home from the Christopher Street Day celebrations, otherwise known as Hamburg Pride, were viciously attacked by five men on a train.
The motive is still on the loose evidently.
“I’ve become something of an exhibitionist”. Okay, autogynephile. pic.twitter.com/VV8cf8TcAn
— TroonyToons 💜🤍💛 (@troonytoons) August 8, 2023
A San Francisco-based FBI special agent lied under oath about discussions he had with big tech companies that suppressed The Post’s reporting on the contents of first son Hunter Biden’s laptop hard drive before the 2020 election, according to an internal Facebook document.
Elvis Chan made false statements about his communications with Facebook over the bombshell October 2020 reports that revealed Hunter involved his dad Joe in business deals with foreign nationals, internal communications obtained by the House Judiciary Committee show.
How did 25,000 wheels of Grana Padano Cheese cause the death of a 75-year-old entrepreneur?
It has been reported that on Sunday, August 6, a total of 25,000 wheels of Grana Padano cheese fell in the warehouse of a cheese factory in Romano di Lombardia, Bergamo, crushing the owner, 75-year-old farmer Giacomo Chiapparini. The tragic incident unfolded due to the shelving collapse, though the actual causes remain unknown, according to Il Corriere della Citta.
Just under 16 million trees have been cut down on publicly owned Scottish land to make way for wind farms. Conservation campaigners warn that planning regulations for new turbines on wild land are so relaxed they are difficult not to meet.
Mairi Gougeon, the Scottish National Party’s (SNP) Rural Affairs Secretary, last month estimated that 15.7 million trees had been felled since 2000 on land managed by the Forestry and Land Scotland (FLS) agency. That equates to more than 1,700 a day.
An Extinction Rebellion activist stabbed her boyfriend to death as he pleaded “I love you”, a court heard.
Blaze Lily Wallace, a 28-year-old law student, was jailed for life on Monday after following her fiancé Samuel Mayo down the street after a domestic dispute last summer at their home in south west London, and fatally wounding him.
Emily Drabinski, president of the American Library Association doubles down on tweet admitting she’s a ‘Marxist lesbian,’ leading states such as Montana to cut ties with group
Jeff Goodell, climate correspondent of Rolling Stone, alarmingly told the Guardian in an interview on Sunday that racism is “at the heart of the failure to tackle heatwaves”. What’s more, “the people most impacted by heat are not the kind of voting demographic that gets any politician nervous,” according to the writer, who can’t have been paying attention to American politics for the last 70 years, let alone the steeply declining death rate from weather events.
Went from a decent looking dude to an ugly dude with weird boobs. pic.twitter.com/yf5Y6S2ceg
— Males In Disguise (@MalesInDisguise) August 7, 2023
As ambassadors seek answers from Poilievre, Tory caucus offers foreign policy hints
Ambassadors around Ottawa are looking for clues to decipher the Conservative Party’s foreign policy, as leader Pierre Poilievre offers few hints of how he’d approach the world stage as prime minister.
In Ottawa, diplomats at several embassies describe feeling uncertain about whether Conservatives would stick to global climate commitments and continue staunchly supporting Ukraine.
They would only speak about the matter if they were not directly identified, citing the risk of compromising diplomatic relations.
He’s upset that people call his rotpocket an open wound. It’s an inverted penis, get it straight. pic.twitter.com/RC8sDumJnH
— TroonyToons 💜🤍💛 (@troonytoons) August 7, 2023
A statue of a polar bear urinating into a Dutch canal will no longer pass water at night after noise complaints from nearby sleep-deprived residents.
The giant “p—-d off” bear, erected to highlight the effects of climate change, had urinated every three minutes, 24 hours a day, before its neighbours complained the flow made too much noise.
Instead of flying to an international summit in Bali, Germany’s Green Party climate minister should take the zero-carbon alternative and walk. Germans must boycott the opening of the men’s second division football season because “patriarchal structures” have led to a clash with the Women’s World Cup.
These and other absurd messages have attracted 50,000 followers to an anonymous satirist parodying the German foreign minister on X, formerly known as Twitter. It is more than several actual ministries have amassed.
