Category Archives: Celebrity Idiots

Malibu Becomes Sanctuary City as Rich White People Protect Hired Help

In a 3-2 city council vote last week, Malibu’s beachfront community of wealthy elite and majority white population became the nation’s latest sanctuary city. According to the LA Times, the move was motivated by the “privileged to stand up for the city’s vulnerable population” — meaning, the hired help these rich white folks don’t want to lose.

Bill Maher calls for the United Nations to invade America to stop Donald Trump

In what would amount to the end of American democracy, Maher revealed his fantasy during an interview with establishment propagandist and CNN host Jake Tapper in which Maher attacked fifty percent of the country for voting for Trump while openly floating the idea of the UN being sent in to stop him.

Celebrities Melt Down Over Trump Budget Cuts

Celebrities took to Twitter Thursday to bemoan President Donald Trump’s 2018 budget proposal, which, among other items, eliminates the budgets for the National Endowment for the Arts and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

Related… Well, that settles it! L.A. Times accidentally makes case for defunding the NEA

Don’t Sweat the Big Stuff

The recent Academy Awards ceremony turned into a monotony of hate. Many of the stars who mounted the stage ranted on cue about the evils of President Donald Trump.

Such cheap rhetoric is easy. But first, accusers should guarantee that their own ceremony is well run. Instead, utter bedlam ruined the event, as no one on the Oscar stage even knew who had won the Best Picture award.

Stars issued lots of rants about Trump, but were apparently unaware that one of the ceremony’s impromptu invited guests was a recent parolee and registered sex offender.

Speculation Rises That The 2020 Election Will Feature An Epic Battle Between Donald Trump And Oprah Winfrey

When Donald Trump originally announced that he was going to run for president, he said that his ideal choice for a running mate was Oprah Winfrey, but now he may be actually running against her in the 2020 election.  A recent episode of The David Rubenstein Show that featured an interview with Oprah Winfrey is creating a tremendous amount of buzz that Oprah Winfrey may throw her hat into the ring during the next election cycle.

And the Academy Award for most sanctimonious anti-Trump lecture goes to

Political speeches dominated the Oscars on Sunday night with winners lining up to outdo each other as they spoke out against President Donald Trump’s immigration ban.

Oscars host Jimmy Kimmel kicked things off when he fired several shots at Trump during his opening monologue.

But as the night progressed, actors, directors and designers quickly started dedicating their Academy Awards to ‘the immigrants’, spoke out against the Mexican wall and went as far as calling Trump’s immigration policy ‘inhumane’.

Academy Awards protest hooplah masks declining public interest

From Brooke Seipel at the Hill,

Hollywood’s United Talent Agency held an anti-President Trump rally instead of it’s usual pre-Oscars party Friday in Los Angeles, featuring Jodie Foster, Michael J. Fox, Keegan-Michael Key and other celebs. More.

Reality check: The other thing that the increasingly politicized Awards culture features is declining public interest. See, for example, from Rick Kissell at Variety:

Oscars Ratings on ABC Down 6% Overall, But Up in Younger Viewers, Key Male Demos

and Dominic Patten at Deadline:

Oscar Ratings: Chris Rock’s Return As Host Draws 34M Viewers In 8-Year Low

There are doubtless other reasons for decline but here is one likely correlation we can expect mavens not to notice: If celebs want to talk to and about themselves and their opinions, as opposed to listening to and interpreting those of their audience, they are in competition with all the other bores out there. It’s a tough market.

See also: SONY trying to save its Hollywood investment

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Vanity Fair: Hollywood is over

A Speech to Denounce Meryl Streep

Actress Meryl Streep isn’t just denouncing the dire state of America at Hollywood awards shows. She’s now taking her speech to far-left events, recently accepting the Ally Award from the LGBTQ political-correctness police at the Human Rights Campaign. Since so many Americans will never get to stand on an awards show stage and speak their mind about what’s wrong with the world, we thought we’d present a speech responding to Streep and what she represents.

Exit Shia LeBeouf, stage loon

Apparently, you can’t maintain your “street cred” in Hollywood these days (or maybe it’s red-carpet cred) without indulging in some sort of over-the-top public attack on President Trump.

Enter actor Shia LaBeouf, who somehow persuaded the Museum of the Moving Image in Queens to host his bizarre anti-Trump video “performance art,” titled “He Will Not Divide Us.”

Predictably, LaBeouf’s project had the entirely opposite effect — and now the museum has axed it as “a flash point for violence” and a threat to public safety.

Somewhere an African village is eating tonight… Lena Dunham: Donald Trump made me stop eating

If posting this picture seems mean-spirited, bear in mind that A) she keeps doing this to herself and B) it could be much, much worse.

Dunham stopped by Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show Monday morning and revealed that she has none other than Donald Trump to thank for her slim figure.

“Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food,” she told Stern