The Many Names of Ilhan Omar

While Capitol Hill may run on Zyn and Celsius, Representative Ilhan Omar apparently runs on deception and incest. Yes, dear citizen, I am talking about the story that recently came to light during DHS’s investigation into Rep. Omar (if that even is her real name). On Wednesday, Oct. 21, the federal government filed a motion with the United States District Court for the District of Columbia (say that five times fast) asking the court to delay unsealing the search warrant against Rep. Omar until their investigation ends. This came after Judicial Watch, The New York Times, Politico, and a smattering of other news organizations asked to make the warrant public. The motion, however, may have revealed a teaser of what is to come. The federal government’s motion stated the following…