
For once I am grateful for Glastonbury. For on this gloriously sunny weekend they’ve done us normal Brits a solid by huddling together on Worthy Farm every pompous tit in the land. Gary Stevenson’s there, with his mockney bollocks about capitalism. And lunatic boob-expander Zack Polanski. The cunning stunts of Led by Donkeys too, natch – those Brewdog ballbags have not once spied a gathering of moneyed white people that they haven’t wanted to titillate with such daring fare as ‘Tories are bad’.
I don’t know who this is…

A non-binary Ontario resident’s years-long battle for a publicly funded, out-of-country surgery to have a vagina surgically created while maintaining a penis is over.
Owen McIntire, 19, is staring down 30 years in prison for the March 17 Molotov cocktail attack on two of the EVs at a Tesla dealership in his native Kansas City.

Let’s hope the remorseful teen really absorbed the moving words of a kind and compassionate judge.


