WTF?

Is there anything sadder than a Kneecap fan? Privileged kids in tricolour balaclavas leaping around like demented wombats. Bourgeois radicals donning IRA fancy dress in a desperate bid to annoy daddy. And the music! Perhaps those Provo tea cosies are designed to block out the tuneless warbling of this theatre-kid trio who larp as dangerous hoodlums.

The amazing lameness of Kneecap’s fanbase is summed up in new photos of Greta Thunberg at their Belfast gig on Thursday. She cuts a lonely, tragic figure in the swell of faux-punks. She’s wearing not only the tricolour balaclava but also that holiest garment of the smug set: the keffiyeh. All she needed was a Pride flag over her shoulders to perfect the trifecta of virtuous garb.

The @liberal_party have imported hordes of violent misogynistic men who believe punching a woman in the face is the liberal thing to do!

I guess it beats the “elbows up“ move. Punching a woman in the face, makes a stronger political statement than flapping your arms. https://t.co/NbNqwrCbhu

— Occam's Razor (@Occams_Razor_CA) August 11, 2026

Erin, Ontario:
A group of Punjabi men bounce pigeons up and down on platforms attached to long poles. When the pigeons try to fly away they are yanked back down by a short string tied to their feet.

Last year, a group of men in the same town were caught on security camera… https://t.co/3JeoPveSJx pic.twitter.com/LNGp6dE8d5

— AwareBears (@bears_aware) August 11, 2026

The cost of building the Ontario Line has risen once again and Metrolinx CEO Michael Lindsay says that the total budget will remain “under pressure” amid “one of the worst supply chain shocks” in decades.

Lindsay confirmed at an unrelated press conference on Tuesday that the awarding of a $4.32 billion contract for three-kilometres of tunneling underneath Pape Avenue and the construction of two underground stations has pushed the current cost of the Ontario Line to around $34 billion.

That is more than three times the original $10.9 billion cost estimate that was first shared for the project back in 2019.

Someone is getting rich.

The University of Michigan will drop grades for first-semester freshmen next year in an effort to “curb the mental health crisis unfolding among college-aged individuals,” according to the school.

Instead of a letter grade, first-semester transcripts will show “pass or no credit.” The program is designed to help students “acclimate to the demands of college and allow intrinsic motivations to guide personally meaningful academic journeys,” the school said.

We had it so good. We became complacent. pic.twitter.com/36NxriSu2D

— Laurence Fox (@LozzaFox) August 10, 2026

The National Academy of Sciences (NAS) retracted a “biased” judicial guide on Friday that was designed to influence federal judges in cases involving so-called “climate science.” The announcement came following The Federalist’s extensive reporting on the subject.

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is facing questions after his $300 million superyacht didn’t rush to help passengers stuck on a ship in Alaskan waters, according to a report.

The 387-foot monster ship, Launchpad, didn’t act on requests for assistance when a 21-foot skiff ran out of fuel on a trip between Petersburg and Juneau, Alaska, on Monday night, the Alaska Beacon reported.

US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has revealed she has decided to freeze her eggs, and has shared her first steps in the process on social media.

The 36-year-old New York Democrat posted the clips on Sunday, hours before telling ABC News’s This Week programme that she had not “ruled out the possibility” of running for president.

AOC shows off her egg freezing process after saying she has not “ruled out the possibility” of running in 2028.

The socialist has said it’s “important” for politicians like her to “normalize” conversations around women’s bodies “especially in this political environment.” pic.twitter.com/p7dHxaIN2r

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) August 10, 2026

A driver has been denied car insurance because he put “Jesus loves you” stickers on his car.

Simeon Chandra was told his insurer had “declined the modification” and needed photographic evidence that they had been removed.

Photographs show the 35-year-old’s 2009 Nissan Pixo with the words “Jesus loves you” on one side, and “Jesus loves you v much” on the other.

A woman detective has been sacked for gross misconduct and put on a blacklist alongside killer and rapist officers after calling out her force’s woke ideology.

Detective Constable Rachel Fletcher, 49, was reported by male colleagues for saying ‘c**ks in frocks’ to denounce Northumbria Police guidelines which permit biological men who identify as women to insist on being strip-searched by a female officer.

Ms Fletcher, a single mother-of-two, had been pivotal in ensuring Ross Jackson, a prolific paedophile, was caught and jailed for 23 years in Newcastle in February.

🚨BREAKING: Spain’s Bacon Squad has officially landed in the UK. pic.twitter.com/hCPTz6poLY

— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) August 8, 2026

This is why they have to carry knives. https://t.co/5OaPimvdOe

— Jordan (@Jordan047769011) August 9, 2026