Category Archives: Conspiracies about Jews

Star of David found engraved on ancient Egyptian temple causes ‘bustle’ in Egypt


The Roman Ptolemaic Temple, which dates back to the 3rd century B.C, is located in the Elephantine Island in Aswan.

(Head of the Egyptian Antiquities branch in the Antiquities Ministry Dr. Mahmoud) Afifi accused the delegation of German archaeologists that has been working on the site’s reconstruction of engraving the Stars of David into the Shrine’s stone.

Afifi ordered the archaeologists to immediately remove the stone with the Star of David’s engraving from the temple, threatening to take all legal measures against them if they would ever repeat such a move.

An Egyptian news site, Suezbalady, went even further, claiming that the two Star of David engravings that were found were drawn by a Jewish member of the German delegation, who wanted to vandalize Egyptian culture and provoke Egyptians.


Darwin was wrong…Man wasn’t evolved from the ape, apes were descended from perverted Jews

A column in the Turkish daily Vahdet claimed that the evolutionary theory of Darwin (‘the Jew’) contradicts the word of Allah as found in the quran. In actual fact, apes (and pigs) were evolved from “perverted Jews whom Allah cursed and punished.”

…“The aim of [Darwin’s] theory is to turn the non-Jews away from their religion, to harm their faith, and to make them suspicious about their religion. Darwin, being a Jew, believed, lived, and was buried according to his religion. His real targets were the Muslims,” writes Sahin.


Coke vs Pepsi: which is the bigger Zionist conspiracy?

The case against Pepsi:

The Case against Coke:

‘For a long time, a large number of Muslims considered Coca Cola “Haram”; an Arabic word meaning forbidden. They claim if you hold a mirror next to the famous Coca-Cola trademark, it will reveals “La Mohammad. La Makkah” in Arabic, which litterally (sic) means “No Mohammad. No Mecca.” This is considered anti-Islamic and a slander.’

Or maybe they were in it together all along, like thingy and whatsit at the end of that horror movie.

This is important stuff, people. And there are further complications.


Saudi Grand Mufti: ISIS Jihadists Are Really Israeli Soldiers

Il Mufto di Tutti Mufti

Il Mufto di Tutti Mufti

Saudi Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdul Aziz has claimed that the Islamic State (Daesh) militants are Israeli soldiers and the Saudi-led 34-nation military alliance of Islamic countries will defeat it.

The statement came after Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, the secretive leader of the terror group, called for an uprising in Saudi Arabia and pledged to attack Israel, in an audio recording released Saturday and attributed to him, AFP reported.


Indicted former FIFA official blamed ‘Zionism’ for undoing in 2011

A picture taken on April 27, 2011 shows then FIFA’s vice-president Jack Warner in Cartagena. Jack Warner was among several soccer officials charged, on May 27, 2015, suspected of receiving bribes worth millions of dollars. (AFP PHOTO / Luis Acosta)

Former FIFA vice president Jack Warner, arrested in Trinidad and Tobago on Wednesday on bribery charges as part of a massive bust of top soccer officials, previously blamed “Zionism” for a bribery scandal which saw him forced from the world soccer body in 2011.

Warner surrendered to authorities late Wednesday in his native Trinidad and Tobago after his name appeared on a list of nine current or former FIFA officials and five business executives who “abused their positions of trust to acquire millions of dollars in bribes and kickbacks,” according to US Attorney General Loretta Lynch.

Warner resigned from FIFA in 2011 after the organization opened an ethics investigation into the vice president for receiving cash “gifts” from former Asian Football Confederation chief Mohammed Bin Hammam, ahead of the organization’s elections for president.

After FIFA handed Qatar’s Bin Hammam a lifetime ban from the soccer governing body for his role in the affair, Warner lashed out at the soccer body for what he said were various shortcomings, and vowed to bring down FIFA head Sepp Blatter.

“I will talk about the racism that is within FIFA. I will talk about the levels of religious discrimination which I sought to correct. I will talk about the Zionism, which probably is the most important reason why this acrid attack on Bin Hammam and me was mounted,” Warner wrote at the time in a 1,400 word letter to the Trinidad Guardian…


Elder of Ziyon: PA TV says Jews control banks, media.. Will CNN consider it newsworthy?

Another expression of Palestinian Authority Antisemitism appeared on government-controlled PA TV earlier this month.

The host of a weekly program on Islam, Imad Hamato, who is also a professor of Quranic Studies at the University of Palestine in Gaza, stated that Jews engage in profiteering and control “the money, the press and the resources.”

Hamato also stated that Israel, which he calls “a cancerous tumor,” is trying to “Judaize” everything and influence the mind of “the Arab intellectual” so that he will accept Israel as “an entity that has a right to live”…


Elder of Ziyon: Another day, another PA conspiracy theory

From Times of Israel yesterday:

A senior Fatah official said Wednesday that the Palestinian Authority planned to appeal the decision to close the French inquiry into the death of Yasser Arafat over concerns investigators had concealed information.

In an interview on Palestinian public radio, Tawfik Tirawi said that French prosecutors contacted Palestinian officials last month requesting that, should their inquiry determine that the former president was poisoned — as the Palestinians claim — the PA would not execute anyone who may be implicated in the assassination.

Tirawi, a member of Fatah’s Central Committee who heads the official Palestinian investigation commission into Arafat’s death, claimed that the French request “indicated that the there is a secret the French want to cover up,” Israel Radio reported.

On Tuesday, a panel of French judges reexamining Arafat’s death concluded their investigation, and sent their findings to the prosecutor, who has three months to prepare submissions on whether to dismiss the case or put it forward to court.

French experts “maintain that the polonium-210 and lead-210 found in Arafat’s grave and in the samples are of an environmental nature,” Nanterre prosecutor Catherine Denis said last month.

If the French – who seem to have been handpicked by the PLO to investigate, along with Russia and the Swiss – don’t corroborate the PLO’s official line that Arafat was murdered, then they must be in on the conspiracy!…

h/t Cherson and Molschky (from their Israel and Jewish news daily)


Area Man Can Prove Jews To Blame For Everything – satire

Dearborn, MI, April 29 – Local hairdresser Malik Hassan regularly wows customers with his uncanny ability to convincingly argue that Jews are behind every negative phenomenon ever documented, Detroit-area sources reported Wednesday.

Mr. Hassan, 28, often regales his clients with feats of logic and analysis involving history, science, current events, politics, and various social issues, always adducing evidence to buttress his thesis that Jews control world affairs, but only in an evil way. The unmarried father of two typically holds forth for about fifteen customers per day at the Saara Salon, whose name involves a play on words that uses a Semitic root that means both “hair” and “storm,” the latter a tribute to the sensibilities of Dearborn automotive hero Henry Ford and his dedication to exploring alleged Jewish conspiracies as often featured in the publication Der Stürmer.

“Malik is a master,” says coworker Ayaan Faridi, 26. “Within three minutes of hearing about the earthquake in Nepal, he’d already put together the pieces and come up with a persuasive line of reasoning as to how the Jews caused the disaster, and how they stand to profit from it. I couldn’t do his argument justice, but his basic point was that you can’t trust those Jews”…


Politifact: Nation of Islam group says Israeli security trained Baltimore cops

We’ve seen plenty of claims in recent days about the unrest in Baltimore. One that caught our attention was a tweet from an account associated with the Nation of Islam. It read, “#Baltimore police trained by Israel Mossad & Shin Bet. More planned.”

The Mossad is Israel’s foreign intelligence service and the Shin Bet is its internal counter-intelligence agency. They roughly correspond to the American CIA and FBI.

So, are the Mossad and Shin Bet working with Baltimore police? No...


Pakistani terrorist Hafiz Mohammad Saeed blames ‘Jewish lobby’ for Yemen crisis

PESHAWAR: Jamat-ud-Dawa (JuD) chief Hafiz Mohammad Saeed on Sunday accused the US and the ‘Jewish lobby’ of portraying the ongoing crisis in Yemen as a conflict between two major religious schools of thoughts.

“The war in Yemen is neither a Shia-Sunni dispute nor a conflict between Iran and Saudi Arabia. In fact the US and Jewish lobby are trying to depict the conflict a war between two sectarian groups,” he said while speaking at a ‘Pasban Harmain Sharifain Conference’ here on Sunday…

…Without naming Iran, Hafiz Saeed said that a regional power, which was dubbing the US a ‘Great Satan’ and calling for the liberation of Baitul Maqdis from Israel, ‘was going to sign a nuclear treaty with it’. He said that ulema could play major role in educating people about what he said the new game plan in the Middle East.

“We urge this regional power to stay away from making friendship with the US and become part of the Ummah,” he said, and alleged that America and its allies were hatching conspiracies to encircle Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and start proxy war there…

Wiki entry on him is here. It documents his terrorist designation. Just another speaker in Pakistan.


Islamist Turkish President Erdogan Says A ‘Mastermind’ Is Plotting Against Turkey; Antisemitic ‘Documentary’ Says Jews Have Been ‘Mastermind’ For Over 3,500 Years

Since October 2014, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has regularly referred to the concept of a “Mastermind” (ust akil, “supra-intellect,” in Turkish) that, he says, is plotting against Turkey. This concept has been applauded by the Islamist pro-AKP media.

Erdogan’s December 12, 2014 speech, which focused on this “mastermind” concept, inspired the production of a two-hour “documentary” by one of the leading Turkish television channels, the pro-AKP A Haber.

The film, titled “The Mastermind,” first aired on March 15, 2015 and has been broadcast repeatedly since then; in addition, the Turkish Islamist pro-AKP media are circulating the film on their own websites.

According to this film, Jewish “domination of the world” goes back 3,500 years, to the days of Moses. The film presents three Jewish historical figures who, it claims, shaped the Jews’ hunger for power: the medieval Spanish philosopher and Torah scholar Moses Maimonides, Charles Darwin (who was not in fact a Jew), and German-American philosopher Leo Strauss…

h/t Marvin


Dutch cyber expert who said ISIS was part of Zionist plan keeping job

(JTA) — A Dutch civil servant who said ISIS was “part of a plan by Zionists” may keep her job, the country’s justice minister determined.

Minister Ard van der Steur made his decision public on Wednesday in a letter sent to the parliament about the conduct of Yasmina Haifi, a former project leader at the ministry’s National Cyber Security Center.

In the letter, van der Steur wrote that Haifi received a “suspended dismissal” and will be transferred from her former post. She will no longer be employed at the Dutch counterterrorism unit under which her former department operated, but will work elsewhere within the ministry.

Van der Steur wrote the letter to answer queries by rightist lawmakers who demanded action against Haifi.

In August, Haifi was suspended for writing on Twitter, “ISIS has nothing to do with Islam. It’s part of a plan by Zionists who are deliberately trying to blacken Islam’s name.” ISIS, or Islamic State, is a Sunni Muslim terrorist group.

Halfi has denied that she is anti-Semitic and said her tweet was targeting Israel, not Jews.

In February, a commission headed by Job Cohen, a former mayor of Amsterdam and former leader of the Dutch Labor Party, determined there were no grounds for dismissing Haifi. Following the controversy, Haifi left the Labor Party, where she had volunteered as an activist.

The committee for the Rights of Civil Workers headed by Cohen, who has Jewish roots, recommended reprimanding Haifi but determined that she was protected from dismissal by freedom of speech laws…


False ‘Israel drowns Gaza’ claims sweep internet

Palestinians take a boat through flooded streets in Gaza City, December 17, 2013 (photo credit: Wissam Nassar/Flash90)

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes,” Mark Twain is believed to have said.

Indeed, an annual lie about Israel flooding the Gaza Strip circled the globe this week, with newspapers making wild allegations against Jerusalem that a minute of fact-checking could have straightened out.

France’s AFP wire service posted a video showing flooding in the Gaza Strip in the wake of last week’s storm, entitled “Gaza village floods after Israel opens dam gates.”

Al Jazeera and Palestinian news agency Ma’an also reported that Israel had caused the flooding by opening dams. The official Palestinian Al Wafa news service even said Israel “pumped large amounts of rainwater into the Gaza Strip, causing tens of neighboring homes to sink, according to witnesses and media sources.”

A writer at Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper outdid the other reports, contorting herself into knots to tie the flooding in with Israel’s Electric Corporation temporarily suspending service to West Banks cities Nablus and Jenin.

“Hundreds of Palestinians left homeless after Israel opens river dam and floods houses… hours before Jewish state’s electric company cuts off power in West Bank cities,” read the initial Daily Mail headline…

The satire site Preoccupied Territory has this: Israel Quickly Hides Dams To Undermine Gaza Flood Claims

unnamedNahal Oz, Israel, February 24 – Israel Defense Force engineers are working intensively to conceal a series of dams that were opened in order to flood the Gaza Strip with rainwater, aiming to contradict news reports of the induced flooding.

Nearly three battalions of engineers and support troops are laboring around the clock as of yesterday, when Agence France-Presse first reported on the opening of the dams and the consequent deluge of parts of the besieged Gaza Strip. A concurrent deluge of PR efforts also launched to deny the existence of such dams, including hacking Google Earth’s satellite image database to erase evidence of the dams that line the Israeli border with the coastal territory…


Syrian Observatory for Human Rights Facebook page ‘hacked’

BEIRUT: The Facebook page of the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights was hacked on Thursday by a pro-regime group which accused the Observatory’s head of collaborating with British intelligence.

The Syrian Electronic Army took credit for hacking the page, some of whose items were either unavailable or were replaced with a short statement condemning the work of Rami Abdel-Rahman, the head of the Britain-based monitor.

“To Rami Abdel-Rahman, the stepson of British intelligence,” the statement said. “Stop lying and remember that the Syrian people will never forget your support for the Free Israel Army and the mercenaries of Zahran Alloush,” it continued, using a sarcastic name for the rebel Free Syrian Army and referring to the head of the Islam Army, a rebel militia active in the suburbs of Damascus.

Despite the criticism, the Observatory’s work has periodically been condemned by pro-opposition figures who claim that Abdel-Rahman is in fact in league with the regime.

This sounds very much like an inside job. Did they really hack Facebook? I find it hard to believe: I understand ‘hacking’ to mean writing actual code and studying the site’s weak security points.  Much easier to find an insider to carry out the ‘hack’.