Progressive on how to ignore the Mueller Report

No, really, I spotted this headline at a cool tech mag: “How to Completely Ignore the Mueller Report Through the Magic of Technology” Matt Novak at Gizmodo at suggests:

Throw All Your Electronics Into a Bathtub

Have you set up all the filters and disabled push notifications but are still seeing news leak into your brain? Just chuck your computer and phone into a full bathtub. It’s probably not a great life decision in the long run, but you’ll immediately feel a lot better.More.

Reality check: Our American friend John Gilmore offers, “Pretty telling: what was supposed to lead to his impeachment must be blocked out at all costs. Clown World. ”

It wouldn’t be so bad if they didn’t want us all to move there.

See also: The “You’re a hater” slander’s true purpose