Every day it seems like there are fewer and fewer places left you can go get a bite to eat without causing a political firestorm. Starbucks is bending over backward to prove they’re not racist. If you try to open a taco truck or a tiki bar, you could get run out of town for “cultural appropriation.” Chick-fil-A? Sure, it’s delicious, but do you really want to encourage the practice of religious beliefs in the United States of America?*
And now you can’t wear a red baseball cap without getting yelled at, even within the carbohydrate-swaddled sanctuary of the Cheesecake Factory.