Millennials so squeamish about handling raw meat it is to be sold in touch-free packs

A supermarket is to introduce touch-free packaging to help squeamish millennials who are afraid to touch raw meat before cooking it.

Sainsburys said it was bringing in the straight-to-pan plastic pouches, which are known in the industry as ‘doypacks’, after a survey showed the prospect of coming into contact with uncooked meat products induced high levels of anxiety among shoppers under the age of 35.

Can’t wait till they figure out it’s been halal slaughtered.