You Knew This Was Coming: Arming Teachers Is Racist

Thanks to racism, we can’t have nice things. Or in this case, safe things. Following the Florida school shooting conservatives (sane people) have suggested arming and training teachers as a commonsense way of keeping students safe. The Florida State Legislature just passed a law allowing for this, but wouldn’t you know it, liberals (insane people) say that arming teachers is racist. Why? Because everything is racist. Duh.