How Patrick Brown’s childish premier fantasies can still come true

Patrick Brown is the man-child who still dreams of governing the men, women and children of Ontario.

He is a poster boy for politicians who never grow up — or give up — because they don’t know how to take No for an answer.

As an MP in Ottawa, he allegedly lusted after — and lunged for — a female staffer.

The teetotaler and the intoxicated teen.

All the while, he found time to date an intern who came on his payroll at 21, followed him to Queen’s Park, tagged along for official trips abroad, and is still standing by her man-child today.