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Chelsea Handler Developing Marijuana Brand, Says The Drug Keeps Her ‘Sane’ During Trump Presidency

Comedienne Chelsea Handler will no longer just be making the world a darker place with her horrible brand of feminist comedy, but also with her own horrible brand of marijuana.

Yes, Chelsea Handler likes to smoke a few blunts on occasion, a practice she claims to have been the “only f—king thing that’s kept me sane” since Donald Trump was elected President of the United States. According to US Magazine, she plans to get others in on her coping mechanism.


ICE Makes 100+ Arrests In SoCal, Says Los Angeles ‘Uncooperative’

The City of Los Angeles has done little to help carry out their mission, being that it fancies itself an illegal “sanctuary city,” which goes as far as to bar police from checking a criminal’s immigration status upon arrest. ICE officials said such “uncooperative jurisdictions” have made their jobs harder, forcing them to “focus additional resources to conduct at-large arrests in the community, putting officers, the general public and the aliens at risk and increasing the incidents of collateral arrests.”


Research finds evolutionary ‘secret sauce’ against climate change

Research suggests hares and jackrabbits hopping along in the Rocky Mountains demonstrate the “secret sauce” for how animals can adapt to a new climate.

Scott Mills, lead author of a paper published Thursday in Science, says lessons from mixed populations of brown and white bunnies can be applied widely to help species adjust as the environment changes around them.

“We call it polymorphism, but I also call it the secret sauce for rapid evolution,” said Mills, a biologist at the University of Montana. “The more variation that’s available for natural selection to act on, the faster it can act.”


Belgium: Muslim couple beat up their four children because they are “too Western”

Police in the Belgian city of Waregem arrested a Tunisian couple for battering their four children.

The reason for this ill-treatment is that the children are “too Western” according to their parents. During a dispute the 16-year-old daughter was hit with a belt in the face and was seriously injured.


LGBTQ activists launch petition for new ministerial position, call for representation

A group of longtime activists are calling on the government to appoint a cabinet minister to represent the LGBTQ community.

Veronica Greer, who ran as one of four transgender candidates in the 2017 British Columbia provincial election, spearheaded the petition.

“What we are looking for is representation in government,” she told Stephen Quinn, host of CBC’s The Early Edition.

B.C.’s current NDP government has already established a new ministry since it came to power last year, with Premier John Horgan announcing a new Ministry of Mental Health and Addictions in July 2017.


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