From the Babylon Bee:
According to Trudeau, anyone caught saying “mankind” instead of the more inclusive “peoplekind” will be apprehended and taken away to an undisclosed location.
“This is 2018,” Trudeau said in a speech, which was politely applauded by hundreds of Canadian citizens. “Any word containing the syllable—trigger warning—’man’ is now illegal under Canadian federal law.” More.
Reality check: I keep seeing instances of non-Canadian media grasping just what Trudeaupia is, and they don’t seem too thrilled for some reason. How many people apart from our media-ites and crats are thrilled?
See also: Canada moves quickly toward forced citizen involvement in abortion