Jordan Peterson talks tough to listless laundry

From the Babylon Bee:

After noting that the pile of clean laundry was still sitting on the kitchen table where he had left it the previous day, clinical psychologist and University of Toronto professor Jordan Peterson reportedly sat down with the clothing Tuesday and convinced it to sort itself out, reports confirmed. More.

Reality check: He’ll have better luck with the laundry than with the tenured mediocrities who are his mortal enemies.

See also: Jordan Peterson: Canadian psychologist takes on the howling post-modern void Few detractors seem to grapple with what he says or care to. As a longtime news writer, I don’t recall seeing anything like it.

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