African Gang Crime in Australia: Lions Bred by Donkeys

At a glance it’s a mystery how Melbourne came to have an African gang problem. One day, or so it seemed, the City on the Yarra was as it had always been — a sprawling, sport-fixated country town, albeit with five million residents, never more content than when gazing into the navel of its parish-pump obsessions: AFL, artisan coffee, laneways, the sound of lawn mowers in what once was billed as the Garden State. Jaw-dropping crimes, a police force of dubious integrity, blatantly bent politicians — they were the hallmarks, or so we heard and believed, of cosmopolitan Sydney, that city of sin. Down here in the south we gave thanks for the good fortune to reside in a sedate, safe and civil burg.

  • The Buddhist Butterfly

    Why do they let immigrants in from shithole countries?

    • Drunk by Noon ✓

      Or more important, why can’t we send them back?
      And if we can’t somehow send them back, why would we allow in any more?

  • BillyHW


    • Drunk by Noon ✓

      Some might consider that of dubious value.

      Do you know where I can get a good deal on a “P*ssy Hat”?

      • John Boy

        I am sure with their decreasing popularity you might get one cheap on ebay from out of China.