Oprah wins Hollywood, thrills media crackpots

If Trump is unfit as they say, he must be crazy to lower taxes, get the economy booming, and place Jerusalem in the right hands…Right?

For more than a year now, the media’s been trying to unseat President Trump by craftily insinuating that he colluded with Russia to win the White House.

They’ve been at it without success, like Einstein’s definition of insanity – doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

In Trump’s case, the result remains the same, nada, no collusion, which raises the question – who you calling crazy?

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    Two things.
    First, it’s very early to be talking about election 2020, and two, if Oprah is who they are reaching for, their talent pool must be very shallow.
    Likely, still repercussions from Hillary sucking all of the oxygen out of the pond so that no other life other than her could exist. The Clintons really did screw the Democrat Party, and badly.
    They are counting on a black woman miracle who is immune to any criticism because nobody wants to be called a sexist racist.
    Since she is solely picked because she’s a woman and black, she should be voted against just for those reasons. Obama proved its not a magic ticket to anywhere those country needs to be.

    • Shebel

      Oprah really is smart.

      • Oprah runs a multi billion dollar industry. Don’t write her off.

        With star name recognition, she could be a contender.

        God help us all.

    • Martin B

      I am looking forward to a Battle of the Bitches between Oprah, Mooch and Fauxcahontas for the Democrat nomination.

      • Drunk by Noon ✓

        Mooch won’t / can’t run
        Elizabeth Warren is radical enough to get the nomination but too radical to win, and Bernie isn’t coming back.
        Oprah might be it!
        The Dems need some new blood desperately, but I think they have gotten rid of any decent people twenty years ago.
        Obama was a one-off fluke I now think.

  • BillyHW

    Does everybody get a car?

    • Drunk by Noon ✓

      No, but if you don’t publicly support Oprah with enough enthusiasm, you get denounced as a racist and will never be allowed to have more than a minimum wage job for the rest of your life.
      That’s even more effective than bribery with cars!

      • Shebel

        FEAR is effective when used to motivate the Populace.

    • DVult

      Women will vote for Oprah in droves.

      • JusticeVegas

        Even Ivanka will tweet that she is voting for Oprah instead of her father.

        • Shebel

          Celebrity is a cause of mental instability.

      • Shebel

        Now that ALL women are victims.
        Even the ugly ones think that some Guy wants to fuck them.

      • BillyHW

        I will too if I get a car!

    • Shebel

      Only if you Vote for her.

      • BillyHW


  • Barrington Minge

    Winfrey is even less qualified to be President then isTrump. Heaven help America!!

  • Joy Daniels Brower

    Somehow I think – in fact, PRAY! – that the Oprah boomlet will be just that – a short-lived (albeit colorful) boomlet!

    • Clausewitz
      • Joy Daniels Brower

        We’ve all heard this one now – and Oprah can’t take it back! What is just as telling are all the great photos of a much younger Oprah and an equally younger Donald in happy photos together in the later 1980s! They were “good friends!”

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Oprah has her own baggage, which will emerge if she runs.