No matter how tasty it may be, please don’t have sex with a pizza.


  • chayisun

    Please tell me this is fake news……

    • Dave

      I learn something new about Islam every day!

  • Sitophilia – that’s a new one to me.

    But then I never ever thought about having sex with a turnip.

    • tom_billesley

      I suppose goats are food, so it’s fairly common in parts of the Ummah.

    • canminuteman

      Give it a few months and they will be building it into the curriculum for our kids at school.

  • Uncommunist

    TDSB or wynne government education ministry cruises ?

  • Solo712

    Speaking of which, how do the cruise ships make holes in the donuts ?

  • Cat-astrophe

    You have GOT to be joking….
    But I doubt it.
    We are dealing with people who probably thought the Pie-Sex scene in the movie “American Pie” was hilarious.

  • simus1

    Opportunity knocks for high profit margin “special needs” cruises and the marketers are asleep as usual.

  • Sharkibark

    I mean I really, really like pizza…. but not quite that much.

  • barryjr

    And here I thought stuff like this only happened in bad porn.

  • andycanuck

    I think it’s going to be pretty interesting on Vikings when one of the sons of Ragnar ends up in Sicily.

  • El Martyachi ✓ᴴᵉˡᶦᶜᵒᵖᵗᵉʳᶦˢᵗ

    What about calzones? Asking for a friend.

  • DMB
  • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)
  • Maggat

    Son of a bitch when one has to check out the sausage in one’s pizza before eating.