Blazing Cat Fur
“I want to talk to a lawyer, officer”
This will be the new mandatory citizen greeting whenever a member of the liberal party is encountered in public.
“Your pockets are no match for these.”
On our way to the BLM rally!
Look Ma, breast implants, Al Franken style.
Premier, show us your imitation of a horse rearing up.
White face JAZZ HANDS.
How many years do you expect to get in prison?
Book ’em Dano.
“I never touched the power rates or the economy – I swear!”
Driving government with no hands on the wheel and not a single lucid thought in the cranium.
“No matter how tasty it may be, please don’t have sex with a pizza. Or me although I KNOW you want me!”
Perhaps Kathleen is subconsciously complying during an arrest.
Seat belts…… we don need n ah stingkin seat belts .
Honest officer I’ll remember my Burqa next time I’m out in public.
“See the blood washes right off.’
I stole your taxes for stupid sh*t, look no hands!
Look ma! No cuffs!
Smell my fingers.