Insane Man Regains Sanity, Breaks Up With Lena Dunham

You wake up one morning and realize the woman that you’ve been sleeping next to for five years is Lena Dunham. What do you do?

If you’re Jack Antonoff (and thank God you’re not), you probably spend two weeks screaming yourself into a stupor.

  • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)

    Reenactment of the night of the breakup

  • Dave

    He looks like “pajama boy”, so I’m not surprised it took 5 years to realize what he was hooked up with.

  • JoKeR

    Thank Heaven for him, when you are on a five year bender you don’t remember any of the details from those years.

    • Linda1000

      “I may be drunk but I’ll be sober five years from now?” Usually it’s the morning after. 🙂

  • Blacksmith

    Is there enough brain bleach to cleanse his skull?

  • SDMatt

    We all had/have friends with appalling taste in the finer sex, a subset of whom would be open to coupling with any willing skank as long as it had a breasticle or two, but for the life of me I can’t remember nor can countenance the thought of anyone going this low in preference to hand and Kleenex later on.

  • felis gracilis

    It took him five years to recognize a beached whale?!

  • Jack Lipnick

    Jeez, I’m a really easy lay and even I wouldn’t touch Dunham with a dead dog’s dick.

  • Lol.