Robot strippers set to perform alongside exotic dancers in Las Vegas

For the first time robot strippers will be performing alongside exotic dancers in a bid to get pulses racing in Las Vegas.

  • simus1

    Robot strippers with fake boobs. Now that is really gross.

    • moraywatson

      Silcon chip implants.

      • No tits, no tips!

        • moraywatson

          Swipe or tap only please.

  • Cat-astrophe

    What’l ya toss yer loonie at?

  • moraywatson

    Can I take my Roomba?

  • Dana Garcia

    That’s great news for pervatrons.

  • Exile1981

    I’m not sure men will find this erotic. I mean whho wants to stare at a machine that looks like a terminator, you’d be wondering when it will try and kill you.

  • Linda1000

    The least they could do is make multi-sex dancers (male and female strippers). I thought the green face was a male robot at first glance.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Still a better actress than Thandie Newton

  • Manual Paleologos

    Why would anyone want to watch a dancing stove?

  • sk6actual

    … just the thought … I’ll be in my room for a while …

  • BillyHW

    Boxy Lady!

  • Solo712

    I am sure there is a class of sex perverts who will find that exciting and fight the discrimination against the enjoyment of metal crotch.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    “Now you would think that in a society that says, ‘This is clean and this is dirty’, that in the entertainment capital of that society, Las Vegas, the offerings would be quite austere. ‘Let’s see, in the Stardust, they have the Passion Play, followed by the philharmonic and the Monet exhibit.’ So what kind of entertainment does Las Vegas have? Tits and ass!” – Lenny Bruce