As the Iranian people rise up, Hollywood curls up

Americans got a tax cut. The economy is booming. Hispanic and African-American unemployment rates are at historic lows. The ISIS “caliphate” is destroyed. In the United States, MS-13 gang members are now afraid for their future, while American citizens finally have a sense their future is back.

All of this was enough to throw actress Alyssa Milano into the fetal position. Her horror continued, as she complained that her feet were cold.

On Dec. 30, Ms. Milano, the actress and shampoo spokes-model, distress-tweeted: “Just made the mistake of reading all of @RealDonaldTrump’s tweets from the last few days. I’m now curled up in the fetal position with an [sic] Cinderella tiara on my head. Also, my feet are cold. So very cold.”

What was President Trump saying, exactly, that reduced Ms. Milano to an infantile state?

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    I can’t even make this up.

  • ontario john

    There is a growing chorus of Iranian groups around the world that wonder why Western countries are not speaking up and supporting demonstrations in Iran. This includes groups in Canada that are complaining that little Justin is silent on the issue, Of course we all know that Western countries and little Justin do not want to upset their muslim voters. .

  • Linda1000
  • Killer Marmot

    It’s common for SJWs to try to use their own emotional state to hold others political hostage, as if their alleged trauma constitutes a legitimate argument.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Trust me if the Ayatollahs are overthrown half of them will go to Hollywood and the other half will get jobs at Harvard.

  • Ed

    She believes that telling people she went fetal and had cold feet after reading words will make people think highly of her.

    This means she is stupid.

  • clownloach

    And probably okay with the audition couch mentality.