Rapper P. Diddy Says He Can Fix NFL, Just Get Rid of All the White People

He’ll fit right in.

Next to the Harvey Weinstein story, the constant anti-American protests mounted during the playing of the national anthem in the National Football League are still the nation’s hottest controversy. And now we can thank recording artist P. Diddy (not his real name) for solving this vexing problem. His solution: get rid of all those danged white people.