Columnist Says Parents Should Buy Their Kids Sex Toys

Looks like some have moved beyond debates about sex education in public schools and are instead advocating something new — such as buying children sex toys.

Ellen Scott, the Lifestyle editor for the United Kingdom’s Metro.co.uk, wrote in an op-ed Saturday that parents should consider purchasing masturbation tools for their children. In fact, she argues, it’s a parent’s “responsibility to make sure your children’s entirely normal exploration of their sexuality is safe, healthy, enjoyable, and in their own hands.”

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  • BillyHW

    I read that headline and immediately thought Michael Coren.

    • Literally Hitler

      Where’s Ben Levin?

      • JoKeR

        He’s hiding in Kathleen Wynn’s office closet.

  • Waffle

    The cat’s got my tongue.

  • tom_billesley

    Is this part of the rescue plan for Toys R Us?

  • Exile1981

    they really are mentally unhinged.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    Safe?
    That always means not allowing Muslims access to your children.

  • Felix_Culpa

    Unhinged. Literally. The biological purpose of sex is procreation. Once you sever the sex=babies connection, literally anything goes.

  • canminuteman

    In fact, she argues, it’s a parent’s “responsibility to make sure your children’s entirely normal exploration of their sexuality is safe, healthy, enjoyable, and in their own hands.”

    If it’s in their own hands, why would you need to buy them toys?

    • Tooth&Claw

      You read my mind!

  • simus1

    Metro is an overpriced lefty friendly free rag in most places.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Metro is out of business in Winnipeg.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Double ended dildos in the 2nd grade? Ok let’s do that.

  • bob e

    She no doubt has an assortment. Why not just loan one to a child
    when the pressing need for child masturbation arises…

  • It’s called grooming.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Sick, sick, sick ideas from even sicker people. Disgusting. Words fail me, but “batshit crazy corrupt” does manage to come to mind…….

  • Watchman

    Fourteen years too late: I give you the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 vibrating broomstick toy from 2003: https://www.methodshop.com/2003/12/harry-potter-broomstick.shtml