I will henceforth call you doorknob…

‘Pronoun Violence’

  • ontario john

    How about we just call you mentally ill, and see if there are still any mental hospitals open.

  • Gary

    How odd that 18 years ago I used the word They to speak of a Client i did know when i was looking into an issue .
    People thought I was ignorant for using They which was normally for a group of people.
    But I didn’t know the Clients gender or if it was a group of people with an Account . Now I see that I was correct for the last 35+ years and had adapted to reality and not conform to the school system that pounded the norms into our heads.

    In 20 years the media just must use Muslims Terrorist in their reports because that’s how the Jihadists self-identify and will make it a Human Rights issue one day just like how a man can Self-identify as a women . .

    • canminuteman

      Most people know that “they” is wrong when talking about a person, but most people do it anyway. I think pretty much everyone but grammar nazis recognize that. I suspect in the future it will be considered correct usage. It beats the hell out of “he or she”, which is the politically correct grammatically correct alternative.

  • barryjr

    Hey Andi grow up you attention chasing child and while you’re at it tell your compatriots to grow up too.

  • robins111

    I self identify as a normie. My preferred pronoun is ‘Obama is a Cunt’. Say it, say it or I’ll sue.

    • moraywatson

      ‘Obama is a Cunt’ should be the icing on your cake, that the LGBTQWERTY bakers must make for your birthday.

  • Editor

    “When you misgender someone, you hurt their sense of identity.”

    That is the core nugget of bullshit we must dispute. I do not need to alter my use of language to support your delusion and if your made up identity is so fragile my use of the wrong pronoun hurts it, maybe you should rethink that whole gender house of cards you live in. Oh, and by the way, fuck you. Did that hurt you sense of something or other? I don’t care.

    • A Hamilton Guy

      I don’t get mad when people call me asshole, I consider that recognition.

  • Spatchcocked

    If you look like a dipshit…….then you generally act like a dipshit.

    What’s different now is that these dipshits actually get in your face……which is sad…..for them.

    There is this pendulum you see…..so it won’t be long before you can slap the twats and give them a swift kick in the arsie.

  • Clink9

    That is some funny, funny shit right there.

    I don’t feel bad now hating everyone that refuses to call me by my preferred name.


    • UCSPanther

      I sexually identify as a 1939 Farmall H row crop tractor and you will address me with the proper pronouns, cis scum!

      • Clink9

        Anyone not identifying as a French Emperor is a weirdo!

      • Blacksmith

        Well I identify as a 1950 John Deere A wide front so there……;)

      • ’54 Super C here!

  • canminuteman

    This doesn’t even make sense. We don’t use pronouns when we talk too somebody, we use them when we talk about somebody. If you are having a conversation with a group of people, and you use he, for some, she for some and they for one, hilarity could ensue. Words have meanings for a reason.

  • Dana Garcia

    Our leisurely modern lifestyle leaves too much time for the weak-minded to fantacize about their flaky identities.

  • UCSPanther

    Last time I checked, “Non-person” or “Unperson” was the Soviet equivalent of “Damnatio Memoriae” status, which effectively meant that your name and identity was erased from all official records…

    If these freaks want to give themselves “Damnatio Memoriae” status, they can knock themselves out. History surely will…

  • moraywatson

    You may be able to silence my pronouns, but you’ll never take my adjectives, asshole.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Andi, your fruitcake name challenges my spellcheck. And that pisses me off, Andi. I am a binary cis male and I suspect I am about twice your size.

    Sheesh. Life is going to be tough on these head cases. Real tough. And nobody is going to give s fuck. Sad.

  • occupant 9

    Maybe this is an opportunity. I’m thinking of requiring non-“CIS” gender thems, theys, its and shits addressing me starting with:

    “On bended knee, my lord, superior and master … “

  • Tooth&Claw

    So, you say your identity is valid, and so it may be…to you.
    I, on the other hand have an opinion that says your self identity is a load of horse manure and I don’t have to go along with it.

  • J. C.

    Why don’t you just f*ck off somewhere, Andi…??? And when you get there, f*ck off some more!

  • DaninVan

    How about if I just call you Shit-for-brains, Andi?
    Just drop the pronouns altogether.
    “Hey, (you) in the back!, Yeh, (you,) Shit-for-brains.”
    See how well that works?

  • Blind Druid

    Cat Fur – You have done it again. Labatt’s Blue out of my nose and all over my KKKKKEEY BBBBOARD.
    These people are fucking insane – end of.

  • Clausewitz

    This is Andi, and I will call him unemployable.

  • Barrington Minge

    Presumable if it is a “they”, it will not reproduce. The gene pool is safe.

  • tom_billesley

    “They” isn’t misgendering, it’s miscounting.
    “They” is for multiple personality disorder, not gender identity disorder.

  • AlanUK

    According to your giant poster:
    “my identity is valid”

    So, at your request, I shall address you as “Andi Valid”
    Happy now?

  • Steve Brown

    The correct pronoun for the thing calling itself “Andi” is “IT”.
    IT is claiming to be something that no human being is. Each and every human being is either a ‘he’ or a ‘she’. End of.