Canada 150 closing party on Parliament Hill cancelled due to cold

The party meant to close out Canada’s 150th year on Parliament Hill has been cancelled due to extreme cold.

  • DMB

    If this happened to Toronto’s Pride Parade Justin would declare a state of emergency and have the Canadian Armed Forces send in “supplies” to prevent this from happening.

  • ontario john

    Oh Noooo!! We won’t get a last chance to hear the country’s elites apologize for our evil past.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    That fucking carbon tax was supposed to prevent this from happening.

    • Bla Bla

      It’s not working, that’s why ontario is about to be hammered by a federal one as well as provincial! Let the peasents eat cake!

    • Watchman

      It did. The temperature would be another 50° colder without the overwhelming effects of Global Warming. /sarc One of the benefits of claiming a phenomenon that cannot be tested for its presence.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    Canadians canceling an outdoor event due to low temperatures?
    That’s not the Canada that I know!

    • Editor

      There is no Canada that we know anymore. Our effete, virtue signaling, feminist Prime Minister has said so; “There is no core identity, no mainstream in Canada,”.

      • Andy Fortune

        this is hilarious

      • Bla Bla

        We are ‘post national’… So much for having a political leadership that works for the benefit of the citizens… Instead the traitorous elite work to screw us in the behind in order to look good amongst each other at davos.

        • Editor

          Perfect analysis. I would contribute, if I may, “in the hope of going down in history as Canada’s first “woke” PM.”

  • Dana Garcia

    Canada shutting down because cold?? That sounds severe.

    Meanwhile there’s 5 feet of snow on the south side of Lake Erie, near my hometown.

    • They got walloped.

      • ontario john

        Damn that global warming! Wynne needs to raise the carbon tax.

        • Bla Bla

          Higher! Until the peasants can only afford cake!

  • Bla Bla

    Wait, what? I thought extreme cold was yet another symptom of global warming? It should be balmy up there on the hill… What a bunch of wimps…

    More seriously, we are supposed to be known for our great cold capital and we are shutting down new years eve celebrations? I call bullshit. Something else is up and I bet you it has something to do with taliban trudeau’s esteemed guests.

  • Liberal Progressive

    This was all caused by Global Warming deniers.

  • Solo712

    Don’t pretend the festivities were cancelled because Justin Trudeau’s balls might freeze: he doesn’t have any.

  • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)

    Damn, it’s 3C again in Vancouver and I have to walk 100 feet to the store for Milk.

    Wish me luck.

    • barryjr

      BRRRR how will you ever survive, plus 1 and snowing here on The Island.

  • Malcolm Y

    Jeeze, I never thought I’d hear Canadians say it’s too cold. They’re ready to go swimming when it’s 40 degrees F aren’t they?

  • Watchman

    This cold weather is an indisputable consequence of Global Warming. /sarc