REMINDER: Kwanzaa Was Concocted By A Deranged Felon Who Tortured Naked Women With A Karate Baton And A Toaster

It’s Christmastime, America, and you know what that means: It’s the season when public schools across the fruited plain have pointedly avoided Christmas but have teemed with lessons about Kwanzaa and a handful of other holidays which aren’t Christmas.

As a public service, then, The Daily Caller is once again here to tell you the true — and truly bizarre — history of the violent, deranged and radical black nationalist who concocted the completely artificial holiday of Kwanzaa in 1966.

  • BillyHW
    • Slickfoot

      A true Kwanza classic.

  • tom_billesley

    A deranged violent felon who liked to torture?
    How did he not start a new religion?

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    Back in 1999-2001 Kwanza looked like it was going to become the “black Christmas” (Kwanza nonsense everywhere and it seemed everyone was paying the holiday lip service) but for whatever reason it’s not as popular in the last 15-years or so as it once was.

    • UCSPanther

      I have hardly even heard of it myself in all my years, and I could attribute its dropping popularity in recent years to the internet helping to spread the word about its rather sinister origins.

      “Karenga” aka Ronald Everett sounds like he could have been qualified to be a stereotypical demented African Dictator. He was into torture, paranoia over curses and was a violent headcase with a bizarre, Mansonesque charisma. After reading about his bizarre behavior, I am reminded of Francisco Nguema, the psychotic and murderous dictator of Equatorial Guinea…

  • David_Martin

    Kwanza is the Palestinians of holidays – a made up holiday because the Blacks felt they had no holiday.

    • Alain

      It is totally unknown in Africa.

    • UCSPanther

      It’s the holiday for “We Wuz Kangz an Shee-it” types, who are virtually unknown in Africa as well…

      In fact, I would suspect that many Africans would view them as crazies…

    • sk6actual

      HEY! BlackHolidaysMattah, yo!

  • Slickfoot

    I’ve only seen evidence of it in Oakland Calif… and that was a long damn time ago.

    • sk6actual

      Miami had its representation but I left that cesspool 30 years ago, can’t speak for today.

  • Gary

    Watch for Justin to condemn KwansaPhobics and bring in a new law .