FBI: Idiot convert to Islam planned Christmas terror attack for SF’s Pier 39

SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) — Officials have stopped a man who they say was plotting a terror attack in San Francisco over the holidays. The 26-year-old reportedly stated that “Christmas was the perfect day” for a terror attack in San Francisco and “did not need an escape plan because he was ready to die.”

The FBI arrested Everitt Aaron Jameson, who is a tow truck driver and lives in Modesto. According to a handwritten letter obtained by the FBI, Jameson also referred to himself as Abdallah adu Everitt ibn Gordon.

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  • Tweety58

    Low testosterone soyboy was looking to bag a burqua

    • That’s apt.

    • Watchman

      Islamic martyrdom was the only way Everitt was ever going be banging 72 virgins.

      • sertsj1

        Nothing screams jihadi beta male like neck beard.

    • Clausewitz

      Most boys in my grade nine Geography classes looked more mature than this pinrod.

  • Brett_McS

    When some numpty college-age female convert stood up to ask David Horowitz a question and first rattled off her new, relentlessly rehearsed Islamic name – which went on and on – I was terribly impressed with Mr Horowitz for keeping a straight face, let alone for not bursting out laughing.

    • Watchman

      He should have just shortened it the way British soldiers did, “bint”, after their time serving in the Middle East.

  • Alain

    Too bad, because if any place warrants a jihad attack it is San Francisco.

  • ontario john

    He looks like a member of the Boyle family. Maybe little Justin can invite him up for a photo op in his office.

  • WildWelshWoman

    Looks like he shaved his pubes off his nut sack and glued them to his face!