Eminem: ‘I’ve Got Lines Ready’ If Trump Ever Responds

“He makes my blood boil,” Eminem told Vulture. “I can’t even watch the news anymore because it makes me too stressed out.”

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    …it’s like he’s starting to play out a new version of “Stan”…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYVRSpwFQR8

  • tom_billesley

    ‘I’ve Got Lines Ready’. Lines of white powder?

    • JoKeR

      Sorry for duplicting your idea. I read your earlier comment after I posted mine.

  • JoKeR

    “He’s got lines waiting.”

    Doesn’t he know that Trump doesn’t do drugs or drink?

    Eminem should just go back to his cocaine and keep his mouth shut.

  • Dana Garcia

    If Eminem is “stressed out” about Trump, why doesn’t he follow the usual hipster remedy of getting high?

    • andycanuck

      Or top himself.

  • Jay Harper

    I doubt this vacuous moron even knows why he doesn’t like Trump.

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  • Clink9

    What a sad little wimp.

  • greenface

    Drexl Spivey’s ugly little brother.

    • Clink9

      Drexl is the best.

  • bls46

    Some please tell this ‘person’ that his schtick would be embarrassing for an adolescent, let alone for an ‘adult’. Is he next going to hold his breath until he turns blue waiting for Trump to stop ignoring him ~ the arrogance is bemusing !

  • richard

    Is there a way to send all these comments to this sensitive little fellow?

    • I believe we can accommodate that request. 😉

  • chayisun

    One can only imagine what this jerk is going through. Checking his email hourly, checking facebook account every 15 minutes and his snail mail box hoping, nay praying the President will acknowledge his Shakespearean prose.

    To analyse this rapper’s behaviour one can only conclude…..He’s nuts. Worthy of a Monty Python skit. All that snorting the white powder has finally fried his brain. Actually he should move to California and hook up with Maxine Waters….You all have heard of THAT witch……And they can play together in her mansion, voodoo dance and write rap crap about impeaching the President…..

  • QiPo

    Behold the fruit of a mis-spent life. Gaze into the eyes of madness. Listen to the rotting mind desperate to be relevant. His deluded version of “Do want fries with that?” at his next job.

  • Mark Matis

    One can only hope that President Trump continues to Make America Great Again to the extent that this pustule on the butt of humanity commits seppuku.

    • Blacksmith

      I would be happy if he just played tag with a bus.

  • Blacksmith

    Well now you know how most of us felt for the last 8 years peckerhead.

  • kkruger71

    What’s funny here is that Trump replies to almost any celebrity, yet not him. Since it seems like they’ve met before it looks like Trump knew that nothing he said could get under Eminems skin like just ignoring him would. I can see Trump now, just sitting in the Oval Office, reading these interviews of Eminem just seething in impotent rage, and giggling his ass off.

  • Get a job Marshall, you lazy bum.

  • Martin B

    Another celebrity turd with an ego bigger than America.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    With all his record royalties, he can easily afford a shrink.

  • John

    I though rappers were laid back tough guys and not wimps who cry at seeing Trump on T.V. Maybe he should just limit himself to singing tunes from The Sound of Music.

  • Strnj1

    …and how many lines did he do before that photo ??

  • Surele Surele

    ‘I got ideas for all kinds of shit to say back to him if he does.” Right you are.

  • Blind Druid

    This wigger “Enema” should just crap himself into a hole in the ground and STFU. He is completely irrelevant to me and most of the population over forty. Trumped up little has been who won’t GO AWAY!

  • Uncommunist

    Oxygen thief.

  • Dave

    Who cares, he’s way past his “best by” date.