“I’ll never forget explaining to my crying child, ‘That wasn’t Santa throwing up.'”​

HOBOKEN, NJ — It reads almost like a trailer for a surreal Christmas movie. One night. 17 arrests. And reports of hundreds of Santa Claus lookalikes fighting, boozing and urinating all over the city.

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  • Exile1981

    i noticed they don’t hold them in muslim dominated areas.

  • richard

    You don’t see tooth fairies acting like this.

    • Damn right they got dingnity

      • Yo Mama

        No. Most fairies hav no dignity at all if you’ve seen them on TV during the pride marches.

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  • ontario john

    Our modern Western society on display. The beginning of the fall of Rome.

  • HalcyonDaze

    All they had to do was put BLM T’shirts over their Santa suits and everything would have been fine. No arrests, no citations and no one to stop the rioting.

  • Watchman

    “Santa Claus is coming to town! Lock and load, gentlemen!”

  • Hard Little Machine

    God is dead. Santa is your parents. There is no heaven. Life is meaningless chaos. Open your presents.

  • CoolTolerance

    We’re heading towards very bad times. No more morality, only Muslims seem to have morals – This is why they will conquer us. Stupid, very stupid, young people.

    • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)

      Muslims have morals…?


      • CoolTolerance

        Morality is subjective.
        Many of our young adults are drugged, drunk, half-naked, STMs, abortions abound, and what to say about the 50 different genders we have accepted?

      • Maggat

        In their perspective they certainly do, and they’ll kill everyone who may disagree.

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