And now, … the zeta male!

From Derek Hunter at Townhall:

There’s a possibility our species will, in the not-too-distant future, be wiped out. Not by a meteor, but by simply no longer reproducing. Sterility won’t be the culprit, it will be the rise of the zeta males.

Alphas and betas we know about.

But zetas? They are horrified to learn that they find girls attractive and have even caught themselves discussing girls in locker rooms:

The zeta continued, “At the time, it was easy for me to discard my act of cowardice as inconsequential. The desire to be included made the risk of speaking up too great. During many similar ‘inconsequential’ comments at the pub and locker rooms throughout my life, I know I’ve taken the easy way out.”

I didn’t realize competitive knitting had locker rooms. More.

Reality check: What? Zetas are far too sensitive for competitive knitting! One thing we can be sure of: The tendency is not likely to be passed on.

See also: Profs see criticism of their far out views as “violence” Let’s just hope they don’t plan to attack fellow profs or institute a reign of terror, such as happened at Evergreen State. On the other hand, if they do…

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  • Brett_McS

    We may be approaching a problem with the nomenclature. Recall that Omega Man is Charlton Heston.

  • Art Deco

    Why are you linking to this? It’s inane. You can attempt a serious treatment of some contemporary social and cultural problems or you can strive to be entertaining. This witless column does neither. It reminds me of one reason I quit reading Townhall.