‘I will eat mum on Christmas day’

Avoid at all costs.

Don’t invite me.

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  • Watchman

    “Thanks daughter, my life’s ambition was aways to be mixed with poop and flushed down a toilet. My life and afterlife is now almost complete.” /sarc

  • Maurice Miner

    Rabid need for food does the darnedest things…

  • ntt1

    thats weird and disrespectful. plus by the looks of her ol mum is high calorie

  • Tooth&Claw

    She’s also ingesting all the lifetime toxins accumulated by her dearly departed mother.

  • JusticeVegas

    The neck tattoo gives it away.

  • Clink9

    “I will eat mum on Christmas day”
    Looks like she already has.

  • Exile1981

    mental illness

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    This story would be WAY more interesting if mom were cryogenically frozen and not already cremated.
    I’m just saying.

    Kieth Richards smoked and/or snorted some of his dad’s cremated remains.

  • Maggat

    And, so, what is the pudding going to be?

  • Nermal

    Looks like she’s already eaten dad

  • Hard Little Machine

    When I watch true crime shows about psychopaths I think “Hey I know lots of people like that, we all do now”