Boston Professor Proclaims ‘Jingle Bells’ a ‘Racist’ Song

A longstanding festive tradition sees the KKK celebrate Christmas with a rousing chorus of Jingle Bells.

A professor at Boston University has proclaimed Christmas carol favorite “Jingle Bells” to be a “racist song” and is urging people to shun the jaunty tune.

Kyna Hamill, a theater history professor at Boston University, recently told the Boston Globe that the venerable Christmas song has a “secret” racist past that has been “systematically” hidden from Americans as they celebrate the Christmas season.

  • Dana Garcia

    This is how you get your name in the press these days — say something is racist, and the more ridiculous, the better.

  • Maurice Miner

    Well, Verse 4 does mention “crack”, presumably the “crack” of a whip.

    We all know that “crackers” are raaaciss. QED.

    “Now the ground is white
    Go it while you’re young
    Take the girls tonight
    And sing this sleighing song

    Just get a bobtailed bay
    Two forty as his speed
    Hitch him to an open sleigh
    And crack, you’ll take the lead”

    It also mentions the ground being “white”. This is a pointed reference to the lack of snow in Africa.

    “Jingle Bells” is definitively raaaciss, and should be banned immediately, and make the singing or playing of it an actionable hate crime.

    • tom_billesley

      Take the girls tonight
      Sexist too!

  • Literally Hitler

    I’m dreaming of a racist Christmas

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    Rate my Professor has an unkind take on her.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    This is literally Eva Braun, in blackface, and there is not one racist bone in her body!
    Just look at that smile!

  • ntt1

    “a secret racist past” is liker the dog whistles or “code” the left are always on about? it allows a marxist to insert any word or term and create straw man arguments built on it

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  • Allan

    Don’t these asshats just have to suck the joy out of everything? They can’t leave well enough alone. Liberalism is clearly a mental disease.

  • tom_billesley

    “Jihad Bells” would blow her cotton pickin’ mind.

  • deplorabledave

    I hate this word but whatever.