‘Trump you failed to protect your nation’, New York bomb suspect wrote ahead of failed attack

Apparently blew his testicles off.

The New York bomb suspect wrote “Trump you failed to protect your nation” on Facebook before heading to a busy transit hub to set off a pipe bomb prosecutors claimed.

Akayed Ullah, from Bangladesh, has been charged with terror offences which carry a maximum sentence of life in prison if he is convicted.

The 27-year-old was arrested after a man with a pipe bomb strapped to his body set off an explosion at one of New York’s busiest commuter hubs, leaving five people injured in an Isil-inspired attack.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    No virgins and apparently he blew his balls off. Ahahahaha …!

  • Literally Hitler

    And on every street corner you’ll see
    Exploding balls
    Exploding balls
    Failed suicide bomb ain’t a pity.
    Exploding balls
    Exploding balls
    Thanks for the news update kitty.

  • JoKeR

    A very old woman saw him at the station and asked him “are you that excited to see me, or is that just a pipe bomb in your shorts,” and in his overly excited state he Prematurely Detonated. 🙂

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      Oh, I had heard he’d caught sight of a prepubescent girl. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

      • The Deplorable Rosenmops

        I thought maybe he saw a goat.

  • I’m sure Trump will do better next time.

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      Better would be banning islam, Deport all muzzies and destroy the mosques.

      • It’s unlikely one would see that happen.

        • DavidinNorthBurnaby

          Sadly, you are correct. Because we are led by gutless, traitorous, quislings like Shithead II.

          • Asteroids might help.

          • DavidinNorthBurnaby

            Or a damn good uprising. I’m certainly in the mood.

          • A nation-wide uprising might help.

  • andycanuck

    Holy sh1t! That’s what he wrote? City’s news said the incompetent suicide bomber blamed Trump. Yeah, blamed Trump for not stopping him.

  • UCSPanther

    Explosive gelding. A well-deserved Darwin Award for trying and royally failing to throw his life away as a suicide bomber…

  • vwVwwVwv

    When did they stopped executing such murderers?

  • Barrington Minge

    Blew his own balls off?. Oh it just gets better..Hahahahahahahaha