Is Objectum Sexual (OS) the Next Set of Letters in the LGBTQWTF Acronym?

Recently, we all learned about new sexual identities like “two spirit” and “questioning” when a teacher’s group in Canada reeducated us about the latest victim groups that need attention. Right on cue, a new sexual orientation has leapt onto the scene. “Objectum sexual” describes people who are sexually attracted to inanimate objects like cars or statues. Amanda Liberty is one such person whose attraction for hanging chandeliers cannot be suppressed. 

  • That’s not fair! They overlooked all of the ‘Digisexuals’ who are attracted to their online avatars. There will never be a gay pride parade for those who love an especially sexy Minotaur in an online fantasy game.

  • richard

    I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper, no I wanna marry a lighthouse.

  • DMB

    This is becoming a parody of the Jerry Springer show or better yet Geraldo Rivera’s old t.v. trash talk show back in the 80’s & early 90’s. Soon all form behaviors will be labeled as a gender or sexual orientation.

  • WalterBannon

    “liberals” are mentally ill

  • Marius K

    Can objects sue for sexual harassment ? Just curious.

  • andycanuck

    How about adding “FU” instead?

  • Watchman

    I’m sexually attracted to money. I feed loved when I gave enough money in my hands. It’s ‘agape’ love though, not ‘eros’ love though.

  • Millie_Woods

    There’s no sexual perversion too warped that the left won’t embrace it. We’re not even close to bottom yet. Think Sodom and Gomorrah.

    • Alain

      Sodom and Gomorrah had not even reached the present day level of rot.

      • Clausewitz

        There’s always Sodom and Kenora. Special thanks to Charlie Farquarson.

      • Millie_Woods

        That actually crossed my mind while I was typing.

    • Exile1981

      I’m thinking that we will see anything goes, even up to rape and sex slaves being legalized in my life. The left is not willing to draw a line and every freak has to take it huge leap past the last freak because everyone wants their 10 minutes of fame. Plus the left has created a monster, at this point if anyone on the left tried to stop it they would be vilified and thrown to the wolves for not embracing the newest insanity.

      • Millie_Woods

        Good observation about the left unleashing a monster they can’t contain. And it is a freak show alright.

        • Exile1981

          thank you

  • Literally Hitler

    So the Monty Python gang (except Graham) are writing again?

  • Linda1000
  • Marius K

    Wait a moment! Is this chair I am sitting in grabbing my ass or do I put my ass in the face of the chair?

    • Watchman

      Whatever takes your fanny. (fancy?)

  • joan flaherty

    I thought this was called severe Autism

  • bargogx1

    Objects cannot consent, therefore these people are all rapists.

  • bargogx1