Duke Student Newspaper Frets Over Lack of Female Basketball Managers

Witness the sad life of the identity politics bean counter. Can you imagine seeing life through this lens?

  • JoKeR

    Is it all our fault that most females have an innate fear of dribblers?

  • Editor

    I fret about the lack of diversity in the Gender, Sexuality and Feminist Studies faculty at Duke university. Take a look,


    Systemic matriarchal oppression that makes me feel unsafe. It actually denies my existence!

  • Ed

    The real scandal is the percentage of men that are men. It’s really really high.