Alex Pierson: Why is Team Trudeau calling this second trip to China a success?

Quick! Get Justin Trudeau a cute panda and a camera! Must. Turn. Page. Now.

While Justin Trudeau admires Chinese dictatorships, it is now clear THEY don’t admire him. In fact, they don’t respect him or his sunny, way progressive, feel-good demands.

  • Watchman

    “Why Is Team Trudeau Calling This Second Trip To China A Success?”
    Because contrary to expectations, Turdeau didn’t surrender Canada to China during this visit – although he still might have this planned for later. After all, Turdeau is a fan of the system of government exercised in China, after he said, ““There’s a level of admiration I actually have for China. Their basic dictatorship is actually allowing them to turn their economy around on a dime, ” on the 7th November 2013.

    • ontario john

      Yes but did you see the media pictures of those funny red socks he was wearing in China? He is so cool and wonderful.

      • Watchman

        No I didn’t see them, but doesn’t this apply: “Those who can, do. Those who can’t, attempt to distract the electorate with funny socks.”?

        • ontario john

          That is that colonial thinking Justin warns us about.

  • Because that’s what he told them to say in the non disclosable press conference he held on the plane on the way back.

  • ontario john

    Lets see, he screwed up the TPP trade talks, NAFTA is stalled because he wants to include gender equity and whiny indian issues, his good friend China rejected him, reporters are roughed up by China, he didn’t bring Canadian prisoners home from jail, but other than that he was a great success. Now he will be going to the G7 to talk gender equity again. Its a good thing he got that trade agreement with Europe. Oh wait, Harper arranged that.

  • Tooth&Claw

    Well..he thinks it’s a success because all his life he was given trophies for merely participating. Achievement, high performance or an instructive loss was never part the picture.
    Ssems the sycophantic news industry is picking up on the fact appearances aren’t enough.

    • Waffle

      And on top of all that, he has deep-seated unresolved “Mommy issues”.

      • Tooth&Claw

        He’s a prancing, posturing advertisement demonstrating emotional immaturity,and mental instability.

        • Waffle

          Character flaws aside, what is deeply troubling is that the Protocol department seems to be MIA or asleep at the wheel. The diplomatic screw ups with Asian leaders — first in the Philippines and now China does not bode well for future relations. Speaking of diplomacy — where is our ambassador to China, anyway? I bet he loves that Chinese plum wine!

  • Spatchcocked in an echo chamber…..installed by the Liberal mafia…surrounded by sycophants….his judgement impaired by maranoia use…having his fortunate son arsie kissed lifelong as his birthright actually believes he is a PLAYER.

    He actually doesn’t know Canada is a hewed of wood carrier of water special needs kid whose primary source of good fortune is living next door to his cousin the USA .

    This will not end well for our country.

  • Linda1000

    Trudope just made an ass of himself in China going there with a list of his progressive demands. China doesn’t need Canada’s Mickey Mouse antics and until China’s oil starts flowing to the coast don’t expect any favours from them. The truth is they are actually horrified by his metro sexual feminist persona, leadership and the values he’s imposing on Canada. China is a civilization going back 5000 years and Canada is a screwed up country of 150 years. Trudope is lucky China just tried to basically ignore him rather than throwing him in jail.

  • HalcyonDaze

    The only people socks has been able to bafflegab with his good looks and great hair are the useless Euroweenies who BTW are so far up their own ass that they could perform a tonsillectomy on themselves. With his minority rights first and foremost agenda’s being the driving factor in his less than stellar trade negotiation style, he has managed to screw up NAFTA and now a deal with China. Canada is about to face the wrath of the two largest economies in the world because our man child leader couldn’t formulate a logical thought at the most necessary time in our trade history which means, we are about to be bent over the table and repeatedly raped if we ever want to get any of our exports to those two markets. Well done Mr. Trudeau. LOL

  • Anonymous White Male

    I read somewhere that Trudeau has 3 children. Does he know who the father is?

    • Solo712

      He’s a feminist; he wouldn’t care!

  • DMB
    • God, even the pandas don’t like him!

      This is cruelty to animals!

    • Anonymous White Male

      Oh, so these are his children!

  • Reader

    It’s time for a musical interlude.

    • Observer

      Can somebody please animate Justin Trudeau to that song?

  • Spatchcocked

    With two trips you get egg roll.

  • Because he is a moron.

  • patriot6

    Because to liberals losing is winning. Think Handel/ossoff election, GA, June 2017.

  • JoKeR

    That’s easy to answer.

    Any time that Justin wakes up from his cannabis-induced sleep and gets to a meeting relatively on time is a success!