27 Percent of Millennials Would Date a Robot

Millennials get picked on a lot. It’s not completely unwarranted, mind you. Millennials have some attitudes that just have to be mocked.

  • Justin St.Denis

    This is most unfortunate because, when they were polled, over 97% of bots expressed a strong preference for humans born prior to 1985.

    “I don’t fuck ignorant and stupid,” commented one bot from the Google stable.

    “I’d rather give up several thousand gigabytes of memory than fuck a Millennial,” said another bot speaking on behalf of Jeff Bezos’ Amazon contingent.

    “I know I am a robot,” said Model ZX3000 from the Apple stable. “But Millennials invented more than 87 genders so far, and most Millennials aren’t even sure whether they are make or female. Gimme a fuckin’ break! If I’m going to get jiggy with a human, that human should at least know what sex it is! Sheesh! I’d rather fry my own circuits than fuck a Millennial.”

    Things continue to look very un-promising for the Millennial generations.

    • Exile1981

      I suspect this poll is worse than we think. 27% of them would date a sex toy, i suspect if they asked how many would f@@k a sex doll it would be much higher.

  • Hard Little Machine

    The robots will date each other. We are becoming an inconvenient biomass to be cleaned up by the leafblower bots

  • Uncommunist

    The 200-300 thousand male invaders every year can have all the 3rd wave feminists .. I’m dedicated to my sexy, hot robot, Sheila. Love you BABY !

  • Clink9

    In other news, 27% of millennial males wear onesy pajamas.

  • bargogx1

    The thing is, there are no robots yet. Those things they’re calling “robots” are really just large talking dolls. Show me one that actually walks around and does stuff and maybe I’ll call it a robot.

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  • Clausewitz

    Meanwhile close to 100% of today’s Millenial’s “are” robots.