Celebrate ‘Resistmas’ this year with these badass women on top of your Christmas tree

Could you imagine a more fitting angel for your Christmas tree than Beyonce-perfection-Knowles? She’s an actual angel in human form. As is Serena. Michelle Obama. Oprah. And you can have them all decorating your festive fur, because nonprofit organisation Women To Look Up To has made a load of 3D figurines of inspiring women.

  • Dana Garcia

    I’m sure there’s a market for a Devil Hillary figure.

    • J. C.

      Yep… Red suit, leathery wings, horns, and a pitchfork!

      T’would be a much more accurate representation, IMO… 😉

      • Watchman

        They tried to, but Satan registered a complaint, saying “I’m not associated with her. She’s on her own.”

  • mobuyus

    This is exactly what a pellet gun under the old yule- tree was good for.

    • BillyHW

      You’ll shoot your eye out!

  • Hard Little Machine

    Does that mean they all died with a pine branch up their ass?

    • Watchman

      Yeah, none of those fake pine–scent little cardboard trees you can buy to hang off your rear-view mirrors. A real pine branch, baby.

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  • Watchman

    George Orwell: “If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – forever.”
    And with the Women To Look Up To organisation suggesting Hillary Clinton, the new paraphrased quote should be: “If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Hillary Clinton boot stamping on a human face looking up at the boot-wearer – forever.”

  • Watchman

    The Hillary Clinton has to come with wings, otherwise they would have to have a Secret Service figurine on each side of her supporting her and stopping her from collapsing and then falling off the top of the tree.

    • robins111

      The Hillary doll needs a bottle of vodka to be realistic.

  • Blacksmith

    I already got all those, well made em myself, they are in the outhouse behind the barn, below the seat……..

  • robins111

    All of those dolls that are getting a tree jammed up their asses seem to have been on an artistic weight loss program.

  • DMB
  • Baby Jesus deserves better.

  • Chatillon

    OK, I gotta ‘fess up. The Hillary angel I think is pure gold in terms of its laugh value. It is said that you should never put lipstick on a pig. Some genius thought to put wings on one, maybe to see if pigs will fly…

    • joan flaherty

      Yeah that squat little Hillary angel reminds me of some of the kitschy Mao stuff you can buy in Beijing.

  • Frances

    We know of a family tree where the topper is the Death Star – with music once the relevant remote is pushed.

  • WildWelshWoman

    Celebrate ‘Resistmas’ This Year With These Badass Women On Top Of Your Christmas Tree?
    Yeah, um… NO! And especially not Felonia von Pantsuit!!!