SJW Police prompt fury by tweeting that a kiss under the mistletoe without consent ‘is RAPE’

A police force has been ridiculed for warning people to get consent before they ‘bump into that special someone under the mistletoe’ — or else they could be committing ‘rape’.

The Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) posted the ‘nonsense’ message yesterday, drawing hundreds of mocking comments attacking the force for ‘trivialising’ rape.

  • Clink9

    Doesn’t really sound like “rape rape”.

    Maybe the police should stick to enforcing laws and investigating crimes.

    • Not their job anymore.

      Now police want to stop investigating SHOPLIFTERS

      • Clink9

        I’m OK with that as long as the police give up their pensions.

        • Justin St.Denis


      • Allan

        No, not shoplifters, they investigate anyone who says anything or tells the truth about Islam.

      • Bless his heart

        So a beating and tossing them in tha alley with broken fingers is OK now. Right?

    • Dave

      You’re kidding, right? It seems all they do now is protect protestors, carry bags for illegal border jumpers and hand out traffic citations…that is if they leave the donut shop.

      • Clink9

        They are Agents Of The State.

        • Justin St.Denis

          In Canada, they indeed are. Police “serving and protecting the public” is an American concept. In Commenwealth countries, their role is to serve and protect the Queen/King/HeadInbredIdiot. Seriously……….

    • Millie_Woods

      Inventing new crimes and tweeting about them is the easiest path to promotion and a padded pension.

      • Justin St.Denis

        And such a fun thing to do while chowing down on a few donuts!

  • LKurc

    Does the consent need to be in writing or is a verbal okay enough? The SJWs are bad enough in North America but compared to the drooling idiots in Britain, we look relatively sane.

    • John the Mad

      I’d seek certainty to be safe. Get written consent, properly witnessed and subsequently notarized by competent notary public. Then, and only then pucker up, smooch away and have a merry … uh …. festive event.

    • You really should videotape the whole thing.

      • Clink9

        Too late, you’re all under arrest!

        • Justin St.Denis

          I thought we might be moving in for full pucker kinda quickly? 🙂

      • Justin St.Denis

        I agree. Also, witnesses should be featured in the videotape as well as their signatures on all corresponding documentation.

        • Editor

          Prior consent to the “mistletoe rape” sounds like a pre-nup and will be thrown out of court if the recipient of the festive struggle snuggle changes their mind in two or three months.

          • Justin St.Denis

            True. Perhaps the recipient of the request for a kiss should submit the request to her local MPP and a suitable piece of legislation can be quickly passed, thereby enshrining in law both the request and the consent. Easy-peasy………

      • Malcolm Y

        Then you might get nailed for intent to commit revenge porn. I’m surprised the lawyers haven’t jumped on this providing a handy 100 page “love contract” – each page with text; a check box and a line to initial. The last page is “Insertion OK signed this day _______.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Get with the program, Caucasian males. Any physical contact on our part can be construed as rape anytime, we are all Nazis, we are all Islamophobes, we are all anti-LGBTAlphabetSoup, we are all racists, we are all sexist, we are all toxic, we are all cultural appropriators. Did I leave anything out, chaps?

    Other than that, I wish you all a lovely day!

    • Editor

      That covers pretty much everything and if you don’t mind, I’m going to steal LGBTAlphabetSoup. That’s great!

      • Justin St.Denis

        You are most welcome. Be my guest.

  • northofnowhere

    Next target for the digressives is banning the movie Grease for it’s part in support of the rape culture.

    “Tell me more tell me more, did she put up a fight.”

  • Alain

    Like everything thing they have managed to delegitimatise actual rape by calling everything rape. Now when it really is rape it is either ignored, brushed away or even mocked. The West is destroying itself from internal rot and the on-going invasion just speeds up the process.

    • Some guy called Wild Bill of America, when asked why Islam had chosen this moment to invade the West, said it was because its greatest foe – Christianity – has been mortally wounded by Liberalism. I find it hard to disagree with that.

      The Left’s brainwashed inability to distinguish between different things and varied nuances – good and evil, vagina and anus, male and female, religion and cult, black and white, a drunken smooch under the mistletoe and a muslim gang-rape of little children – is a clear indication to me that either their brains have been wired wrongly or they are witless, vicious accomplices to a truly evil campaign to enslave free-thinking humanity, by destroying its ability to reason and discriminate.

      I wonder who could be at the root of that, and why?

  • Bless his heart

    All of those girls keep kissing me! I didn’t know that it was rape?

  • Bless his heart

    More fees for lawyers.