Government plans amnesty to get grenades off Sweden’s streets

The hope is that criminals will choose to give up some of the grenades that are in circulation during the proposed three-month amnesty between October 2018 and January 2019.

  • Watchman

    Fake News: “Government officials say that the police will be happy to receive the grenades in complete anonymity, and that as a compromise, the donators are free to keep possession of the safety pins to the grenades, in case they need them on others they find in the future.” /sarc

    • Bla Bla

      I got a chuckle out of the grenades with the spoons taped to the body of the grenade (and with masking tape of all things).

  • Exile1981

    Thats a year away? If they actually thought it would work they should start now. This is nothing but a show piece.

    • Watchman

      It’s an official government announcement of impotency.

  • Dana Garcia

    Isn’t there a commandment in the koran for followers never to turn over a deadly weapon to infidel authorities??

    • Watchman

      In other infidel countries the faithful are delivering munitions to the authorities and population of that country. Ammunition is being delivered, a bullet at a time. IED shrapnel delivered in a few milliseconds.

    • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)

      Yes, the liberal edition of the Quran.

      However it’s never been written down, it exists only in their brains and passed by word of mouth at leftist rallies.

  • Starlord

    For the love of God how do they get grenades.

    • WalterBannon

      What, you mean you don’t have grenades? All the cool kids have grenades.

      • Starlord

        Faccck I must of missed the lineup when they were handing out grenades.

        • Watchman

          Yeah, that’s why you’re still with us. It’s not you we’d be worried about; it’s the other kids playing with theirs.

        • Bla Bla

          No grenade for you! Come back one year!

    • canminuteman

      Grenades are just toys the children brought with them from Somalia.

    • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)

      Former Eastern Bloc countries that were under the control of the Soviets are littered with them..

  • WalterBannon

    The hope is that criminals MUSLIMS will choose to give up some of the grenades that are in circulation during the proposed three-month amnesty between October 2018

    • Watchman

      They’ll be handing them over to other crime and drug gangs, with the safety pins already removed and the spoons let free.

  • Literally Hitler

    Yup, this is exactly the initiative that will melt the hearts of criminal gangs and terrorist cells. The authorities should stock up on tissues because I’m forecasting 100% probability of buckets of joyful tears.

  • Gary

    They still don’t get it . The grenades aren’t the problem .

    If I bought a tract of land with a creek on it and 5 years later that water went brown and had oil drop in it. I wouldn’t build a $90 million filtration plant with 15 employees getting $70,000.00 a year .
    You just go upstream to find where the pollution is entering the water.
    In this case with all those grenades floating down my creek ….the problem is the neighbour up creek that keeps taking in muslim refugees that claim THEY are the oppressed fleeing for peace when they are really the Oppressors fleeing prosecution and NOT persecution .
    We saw this with the 1990’s Somali’s that came here by planes and destroyed their ID ob board to deplane for a refugee claim .

    • Bla Bla

      Facts don’t matter – because 2017.

  • UCSPanther

    I don’t think the gangs will bite and give away their favorite “toys”, at least when they are unprimed…

  • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)

    Give to me. I can think of some good uses for them and I won’t use lube.

  • Is this a joke?

    • Bla Bla


      • Good Lord …

        Someone put this country out of its misery already.