From the “I blame my burnt toast on a Jewish conspiracy file”: ISIS, the failed plot of Zionism!

You gotta read the other guys stuff every once in awhile.

“…ISIS terrorists killed Shias, Sunnis, Christians, Yazidis and beheaded thousands of innocent people. They destroyed cultural heritage sites and religious places of different faiths in Iraq and Syria. They butchered hundreds of Muslim scholars belonging to both Shias and Sunnis. They raped thousands of women in the name of so called Sex Jihad, a term which has no Islamic validation. They are beasts which are given free license by their masters to kill and rape. They are at the service of Zionism and play treacherous plots to malign the image of Islam.”

  • David_Martin
    • mobuyus

      islam is the tinfoil hat that builds itself.

      • Tom Forsythe

        Then blows itself up.

        • Drunk by Noon ✓

          Allah willing.

    • Ha!

  • Tom Forsythe

    With so many conspiracies to keep track of, it is amazing Jews can find time to practice medicine, law, or engage in commerce.

    • They are sneaky that way!

    • Drunk by Noon ✓

      They engage in only conspiracy.
      They stole the rest of those inventions from Muslims.
      Good, honest, hard working, pious Muslims.

      • chayisun

        I met a good, hard working, pious muslim. Once. In Bali. On the beach. I know he was pious because he had his prayer rug and was praying to someone named Allen, I think.

        After he finished I complimented him on his very nice rug. He told me he made it himself and he was actually in the rug making business. Asked me if I wanted to buy a rug or, if I needed anything else, he could get it for me….. Showed me pictures of his sister or, if that wasn’t for me, he had some photos of some goats…… I declined. Quickly.

        Never saw him again on the beach but I heard he was visiting some virgins somewhere near paradise which, I assume, was another beach area…….

      • Norman_In_New_York

        Conspiracy obsession is for losers.

        • Watchman

          Muslims: “All the Jews conspire against us all the time”

    • chayisun

      Or win Nobel prizes……

      • Norman_In_New_York

        201 to be exact.

  • DMB

    I suspect that Zionism if not Donald Trump will be next on Justin Trudeau’s list of blame for all of his failures after Stephen Harper.

  • Juan Santiago

    I’m not implying anything but, how many Jews have ISIS killed? I could only find 3 alleged israeli tourists (and only in Jewish papers) among 11 people killed in 2016 in Turkey, while they ISIS killed hundreds of Christians in Europe. And why have they apologized to Israel for attacking Jewish soldiers by mistake?Underfinanced Hamas and Hezbollah don’t fear Israel, but ISIS, which had access to american weapons and financing does?
    It could be because ISIS is all for “liberating Syria” from Al Assad, while leaving Israel alone, but why then ISIS attacks Christian targets in Western Europe? Is there some sort of “Greater Syria” plan from the Tigris to the Atlantic Ocean?

    • PaulW

      They had access to American weaponry because the brave, hardened Iraqi soldiers turned tail and ran at the first sign of ISIS, leaving fresh grade A military equipment behind. Also, barbarous and disgusting as they are, ISIS are not stupid: there was no way that they would have dared confront Israel directly: they avoided them.

      • Watchman

        Why would you stay if you were an Iraqi soldier in the modern Iraqi army: the area your unit was posted to almost certainly wasn’t your family/clan’s home. Why would you stay around and defend people that weren’t your kin – it’s just not Middle Eastern culture to do so. Any Iraqi soldier realises that their commanders likewise do not care about them, not being blood kin, so would have little real concern for their survival. Any they would act accordingly, after all being a ME soldier is just a job, not a life-or-death commitment.

    • k1962

      Go back further in time and you will see that the first car ramming/knife attacks were against Israelis. They are still happing there. Before Coptic Christians in Egypt were being killed the Jews were, same with Iraq. No Jews left in either countries for Isis (muslims) to kill now. Then go back to India and the murder of the Chabbad rabbi and his wife. Yes, they had to hunt down the two Jews in India and kill them while attacking other targets at the same time. Then go to France and the Jewish school where several children and a rabbi were shot dead. Synagogues in France, Rome, Brussels have been attacked and Jews killed. How about the Jewish museum in Belgium? Hezbollah blew up the Jewish community centre in Buenos Aires. The Hypercacher kosher store was targeted and Jews killed just for being Jews after the Charlie Hebdo massacre. Read about the raid on Entebbe, the murder of Israeli athletes at the Munich Olympics, torture and murder of Ilan Halimi, murder of Sara Halimi etc., etc., etc. And my examples are just a drop in the bucket of the number of MUSLIM (ISIS, Hezbollah, Iran, etc.) attacks agains Jews. MY God, all you have to do is a google search if you never paid attention to news your whole life.

      I don’t care who the Muslim terrorist is, Jews have always been their number one target… their love is spreading to include everyone, even the wrong type of Muslim. Isn’t Islam grand?

      • terrence22

        The “holy” koran tells devote muslims to kill Jews – 18 or 19 different places. So, waddya expect from muslins

    • David_Martin

      Next you are going to tell us ISIS stands for Israeli State in Syria.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      The ISIS honchos knew that Israel would beat the shit out of them if they attacked, and that an Israeli victory would prove a fatal embarrassment for the religion of peace.

    • Watchman

      I would vehemently disagree that the Jews are behind ISIS. ISIS would murder every Jew on the planet if it had the power to do so, and the Jews know this.

      What Israel does is to covertly try to ensure that the muslim states in the Middle East remain divided so that a unified muslim power doesn’t steamroll over Israel and drive every Jew into the sea.

      Hezbollah apologised to Israel because it cannot currently obtain war materials due to the war in Syria and doesn’t want Israel to use this opportunity to cross the border and destroy the tens of thousands of rockets pointed at Israel until it regains the supply line to Iran.

  • JoKeR

    You mean the Mossad also didn’t steal their shoes?

  • Hard Little Machine
  • vwVwwVwv

    You have to understand that the Jewhaters try to turn Zionism, what made Abraham leave Ur/Haran and go to Israel, to besmirch Zionism as bad.