‘Hijab Barbie’ targets culturally sensitive moms and dads

I pity those politically correct parents who have an extraordinarily difficult time finding suitable toys for their children. Just about everything out there is culturally insensitive in some way – or worse, advances the patriarchal hierarchy.

But Mattel, Inc. may have found a solution for harried parents who are so worried about bad influences on their children.

  • Tom Forsythe

    That just isn’t fair. Husbands are not allowed to hit their wives in the face, because that would make them less beautiful. They are required to limit their beatings to the rest of the body.

    • Watchman

      “I used to wear a hijab, until my husband gave me two black eyes and punched out my front teeth for fearing that I might, on day, become disobedient, as allowed by Qur’an Sura 4:34. Now I have decided purely for religious reasons to wear a niqab. If by husband decides to gouge out one of my eyes, as he has already threatened to, I might choose, for purely religious reason as a good muslim woman, to wear a burka. It is my own choice you see.”

      • Tom Forsythe


  • Watchman

    I commented a few days ago that every Barbie that Mattel has ever sold has had a Type III Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) performed on it before sale.

    I’ve just realised that Ken is a white slave and has been surgically emasculated and completely smooth “down there”. Although all African slaves were castrated (all external sexual organs), not all whites captured as slaves by muslims were similarly emasculated. Ken doll obviously was and thus makes a suitable eunuch companion to Hijab Barbie.

    • Will Quest

      ? Will Hijab Barbie comes with v-jay-jay slicing tool accessory ?

  • Hard Little Machine

    I want one made from dynamite

  • David_Martin

    I guess since Mattel is now Sharia compliant, Ken can now have his way with Hijab Barbie whenever he wants.
    Rumour has it he’s taking Skipper as his second wife.

    • Watchman

      Except that Ken has been extremely castrated, so he’d better be able to breathe through his ears to keep Hijab Barbie satisfied.

      • Gary

        Ken also has his rental truck to run over people . It’s a Dodge RAM-adan 2000 .

    • Gary

      Ken comes with a bottle of Acid to throw at this slut when she takes off the Hijab outside the home.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Often Muslim brides are still playing with their own dolls.

  • Barrington Minge

    does it have clipped bits?