Smarter Version Of Justin Trudeau Unveiled In Montreal

Too intelligent looking to pass for the real thing.

Justin Trudeau Wax Statue Unveiled In Montreal

They’re going to have to use a lower IQ Wax if they want to capture PM Idiot’s essence.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    …I imagine the cleaning staff will have to wipe all the horked-up oysters that will be spat upon the waxy turdeau daily…

    • Heh;)

    • Clink9

      I would prefer to hork on the real thing and send Wax Boy to Ottawa.

      Wax Boy For Tax Boy!!!

  • The Deplorable Rosenmops

    Maybe someone will set it on fire and it will melt into a puddle. I’d pay to see that.

  • Justin St.Denis

    What about waxen Justin’s wax socks? Anybody know?

  • moraywatson

    Wax on. Wax off. He’s just not ready.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Waxed wack-off is still a dumb jerk-off.

  • Reader

    It’s time for a musical interlude.

    • Observer

      That’s a very appropriate punchline at the end of the song.

  • robins111

    That effigy is just begging to be stolen and pubicly burned.

    • Observer

      No, just to have a scimitar put in is hand and dressed in either Arabic or Persian traditional clothing for the mosque.

      • moraywatson

        Nothin’ but socks.

        • Etobicoke_Gladiator

          My socks have more intelligence than this “PM”.

          • moraywatson

            Of course.

    • k1962

      I’d like to see it turned into a piñata.

  • Jay Harper

    They got the vacuous stare down pat.

  • Cat-astrophe

    Looks like Sean Penn. (same thing)
    Yup, its Trudeau.

  • Clink9

    Should be strapped to snowboard to make it more life like.

    • Observer

      Or stealing money out of Canadian’s pockets.

  • garyk2

    Is he holding a Koran?

    • It’s shoved up his ass where he likes to keep it.

      • Linda1000

        Apparently he’s standing in the line with all the other asshats like Pierre Elliot, Barack Hussein, and I forget who else.

  • ontario john

    Apparently it speaks better than the real thing.

    • Reader

      But doesn’t look quite as smug.

  • Maggat

    Wouldn’t take much to be a lot smarter. A bucket of goat shit would do.

  • ontario john

    Perhaps they can have back ground sound, going “uh um, diversity, um, ah, is our strength.” And they can have a joint in his hand.

    • Etobicoke_Gladiator

      uh… uh… uh…. umm….. uh….. I can’t remember the training I received yesterday on this subject… uh… uh… uh

  • mauser 98

    grave spinning


    • Etobicoke_Gladiator

      Is he lowering his hands to cup his balls or what?

  • Waffle

    House of Wax,1953 original One of the scariest movies i ever saw — i had nightmares for years. Just watching this clip now sends shivers down my spine. The irony is that who could have imagined I would be living this nightmare in my old age?

  • ontario john

    Maybe they should put the wax statue in his office. It would spend less money. The little dickhead just announced today, 11 billion dollars for low cost housing. Most of which of course will go to house muslim refugees and Haitians. Here in Sunny Ways Canada, we don’t worry about deficits.

    • Etobicoke_Gladiator

      Budgets balance themselves, c’mon dude! Just legalize my pot and pass it along, dude!

  • Bataviawillem

    Is there other P.M.’s depicted in wax?

  • DVult

    Rumour has it that they used Dumbeau’s earwax to make the statue.

  • Charles Findlay

    Excellent headline.

  • Harper, for all of his faults, did things to aggrandise Canada and not himself. He witnessed researchers (himself one of them) locate the HMS Erebus. He wrote a book about the country’s national sport.

    Trudeau’s accomplishments? Being a vain @$$hole.

  • EarlyBird

    Warning : content will melt if too much pressure applied, keep away from heat sources

  • k1962

    They depicted his creepy side perfectly.