Pope Francis Denounces Road Rage, Texting While Driving, Racing Other Drivers

After being credited with issuing 10 commandments on climate change, 15 commandments for Vatican staff, and 10 commandments for a happy life, Pope Francis has finally tackled the sins of the road, by denouncing the misuse of cell phones while driving, turning streets into “Formula One” racetracks, seeing other drivers as “obstacles or adversaries to defeat” and road rage.

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  • BillyHW

    The 2 Golden Commandments for Clergy:

    1. Don’t shove anything up your butt.

    2. Don’t shove anything up anyone else’s butt.

    Now just imagine how much better off the world would be if they would just follow these 2 commandments.

  • Liberal Progressive

    Racist! Why isn’t he spending all of his time fighting Islamophobia!

  • Hard Little Machine

    Well now that that’s settled….

    • Ed

      I will not sleep well till he sets out his position on jay walking.

  • Tooth&Claw

    That this pope thinks what he has to say is relevant, while he allows his own circus to get out of control is the real joke here.

  • Manual Paleologos

    Bless me Father for I have sinned.

    I blew my horn at a noodnik blocking an intersection.